#fuguki

Thought I'd share some model sheets of the seven ninja swordsmen I've been able to gather online. Links to other zabuza model sheets that another user on tumblr upscaled:

anbubox upscale one | anbubox upscale two | anbubox upscale three

Kisame: *after being hit with a loaf of bread, he will proceed to stare menacingly at you but deep down he's crying and confused because "y u do dat tho?"*

Fuguki: *fucking catches the bread like a dog to treats and than proceeds to chase after you because you would dare throw anything at him*

Kushimaru: *this could either go both ways: if you hit him behind the head, he probably wouldn't feel it thus there would be no reaction at the very most he would have probably heard something fall on the floor and thought that the bread fell from the sky or something. If you hit him square in the face, run*

Jinpachi: *You threw a snack at him so he'll probably shed tears of joy without considering that you may have thrown the bread out of malice*

Mangetsu: *probably would shove the loaf down your throat*

Jinin: *He's going to catch it with his hand and throw it back at, than he'll fucking come at you like a ww2 veteran going through a rage fueled episode*

Chojuro: *literally this*

Suigetu: *would probably have the same reaction a dog or a cat would give if he slapped a slice of cheese on him*

Zabuza: *like Kushimaru, this could go in various ways. if you throw the bread at him and he didn't see you, he'll probably just be a little hurt inside but eat the bread anyway. if he saw that you threw the bread he will proceed to chase you, cut you up and make you into a sandwich himself. If he saw that you threw the bread but he didn't catch you in the end, he would probably just enjoy the bread as a snack be grudgingly*

*Zabuza was just trying to enjoy the winter season until fuguki decided he wanted Zabuza to go on a mission to the sand Village and coming back extremely salty about it. So here's a chat based account on what he decided to do as a holiday prank*

Fuguki: *sitting on a bigass chair fit his own bigass* hmmf, damn holidays. All this ridiculous merriment....bahumbug.

Zabuza: * sneeks into his living room dressed up as a ghost with chains and shit.* HEY YAH FATASS.

Fuguki: dear God Zabuza! You really did die in the sand?! Oh dear....how am I going to find another swordsman during the holiday season?!?

Zabuza: ....look... YOU'LL BE VISITED BY THREE GHOSTS OF THE WINTER MONTHS TONIGHT! a ghost of winter's past, a ghost of winter's present, and.....um....GHOST OF EMPLOYEE RIGHTS AND BENEFITS!!!

Fuguki: ....are you fucking seriously expecting me to have a change of heart or something?

Zabuza: oh absolutely not, your heart if clogged up with fat and lies there's no way of curing that shit. I'm just here because YOURE A CUNT! *Makes ghost noises and leaves in a puff of smoke*

Fuguki: hmf! I never!

*an hour later*

Fuguki: *having dinner*

Ameyuri: *comes in a flash of lightning like some demented Greek god and dressed up like so* hey man how's it going yah wanna talk about that time you farted and you thought no one was there but there was like 5 people and the Mizukage?

Fuguki: GETOUTOFMYHOUSEAMEYURI!

Ameyuri: do you remember the time you asked that hot chick out and you told her about your dick size but when you guys were about to have sex she giggled at your dick for some reason? What was it? Um...it was crooked the wrong way?

Fuguki: FOUL SPIRIT PLEASE BESEECH YOUR FROM MY HOUSE! *Throws a bottle a sake*

Ameyuri: *catches the sake, chugs it and throws it back* So long boss! *Uses a lightning jutsu to disappear in a flash*

Fuguki: *catches the bottle and nearly drops* What the fuck is going on around here why are those morons acting like this?!?

*one hour later*

Fuguki: *waiting for the next fake ghost to appear and harass him*

Kisame: *knocks on the door of fuguki's house*

Fuguki: *goes to answer* .... really?

Kisame: hi...um.....*takes out a script* "I am the ghost of winter's present. I am here to remind of things that have happened but in a current time. Tonight I sh-

Fuguki: *slams the door on his face*

Kisame: ....

Zabuza: *comes out from hiding* WHAT HAPPENED?

Kisame: I guess I should have been a little more assertive.

Zabuza: dude just bust through the door and yell at him like Ameyuri did.

Kisame: mk. *Kicks door the down and starts reminding fuguki of like every shitty thing he's done the past 24hrs*

Fuguki: *yelling at him about the door and to get out of his house*

Zabuza: *chuckled to himself knowing the next ghost will be a real kick*

*2hrs later*

Fuguki: ah good... they've stopped. Now I can finally rel-

Kushimaru: *crashes through the ceiling and dusts himself off, he's wearing a suit and tie looking like a business man* excuse me sir but your employees have serious complaints about yo-

Fuguki: *takes the samehada and attempts to destroy him, he doesn't even scream he's just had enough*

Kushimaru: *dodging every swing and continues to bombard him with human resource jargon without breaking a sweat*

Ameyuri, Zabuza and Kisame: *all three enjoying the scene from a distance with some snacks and sake*

KUSHIMARU IS OVER 2 METERS AND FUGUKI IS TALLER THAN THAT KISAME IS THE TALLEST IN THE AKATSUKI AND EVEN HE WAS TINY COMPARED TO FUGUKI

-Kisame does have a clan to go back to...but he doesn't like them. The rest of the clan appearance wise look relatively normal looking with those iconic gills. Kisame is the first in many generations born with his blue skin, because of that, he was constantly refered to as "the freak of nature of the family". Since Kirigakure has a terrible track record of keeping they're own history, they would know that it's a trait from a long assumed lost main branch. So ironically, they regretted him without understanding their clan's history. Kisame ended up living most of his childhood with a family friend, a blacksmith who pretty much accepted Kisame and didn't care about his appearance. His mother and father unfortunately died when he was a lot younger and he never got to really know them. If you ask Kisame about his youth, he wouldn't want to tell you any details but he will say that there was some sweet moments....but those are reserved for him to remember himself.

-Zabuza was often treated like a wild animal prior to his graduation ceremony.... Strangely enough, he was then treated like a normal person right after....call it cultural respect, people's views on him changed....if you weren't the parents of the kids he slaughtered.... however, Genji felt Zabuza needed to be distracted after his.... breathtaking slaughter....so Genji would send Zabuza on delivery missions, domestic security missions (like guarding someone's house or making sure they make home safely) and anything that is ranked D and C missions. It wasn't until Zabuza had a one on one fight with Genji, proving he can be a Shinobi and that he didn't need to be controlled. Genji was pretty satisfied with Zabuza's behavior throughout his missions, showing a very interesting level of emotional maturity and enthusiasm when it came to completing his tasks. Genji ended up being his counselor for a good half of Zabuza's life until the coupe. Genji that day felt he lost a son but still hoped Zabuza would come back.

-jinpachi and his older brother were the local trouble maker. Jinpachi was always the one who caused trouble while in some rare occasions his older brother would help him out. They relatively were each other's own friends ...until they got older. Their relationship started to strain until the day Jinpachi killed his brother because of some hidden fortune his brother kept.

-ameyuri had the most normal childhood out of the seven Swordsmen, she was raised by both parents until they died separately in different missions when she was older around her mid teens. She actually was known to tease different boys throughout her academy days, her victims included; Jinpachi, kushimaru, ao, and Zabuza. Even at a young age she would start antagonizing adults too. Jinin, Fuguki and many more. She stopped when she had a near death experience with a shopkeeper who got frustrated with her and almost rung her neck up like a chicken. She escaped with her life and the shopkeeper was killed in an attempt to catch her, he tripped and somehow a hanging knife that was in shop fell on the back of his head. After that, she didn't antagonized anymore adult....but she did spare anyone in her age group.

-jinin in his childhood was like that of a traditional samurai upbringing, it wasn't fun, but he has a few nice moments such as viewing his environments and appreciating the small but beautiful aspects of nature.

-fuguki's childhood was that a spoiled rich kid with some form of responsibility as someone who had to take up the mantle of head Shinobi in family. His family was one of the richer clans. So he had a pretty decent childhood until he got older, an economic stint effected some of the high caste clans and and economically speaking, were at the same level of lower caste clans. Fuguki was always teased for his size and weight, but as he grew older he realized it was more of an advantage than anything.

-juzo had a normal childhood living with his mom and younger sister. One noticeable things that would happen would his near comical interactions with an academy aged Zabuza. Since Zabuza was doing delivery missions to the middle class homes where Juzo to deliver some medicine. Zabuza was more familiar with his sister than he was juzo. So all knew was that Juzo didn't like him. The first time Juzo actually met Zabuza was Zabuza's second or third delivery there. Juzo was just passing by when he saw his sister run to her mom to give the package and juuuuust as Zabuza was waiting for payment Juzo decided to attempt to be a protective brother and asshole at the same time and shout to his mom. It went something like this...

Juzo: *looks outside* What the fuck is THAT A FUCKING MONKEY??? MA! MA THERESA WEIRD FUCKING HOMELESS KID OUTSIDE! Looks like grandpa fucking bastard!

Zabuza: *scowls at juzo with unblinking apathy*

Juzo: Ma!? MA?!? I don't him starting a fight with sis!

Sister: *comeback to see what's going on* ni-san, that's just Zabuza. He's from the academy.

Juzo: ssssshhhh it's ok sis I got you! MA! *turns to Zabuza* DON'T YOU DARE FUCKN LOOK ME LIKE THAT WEIRD FUCKING KID! BLINK MOTHERFUKER!

Zabuza: *stares unblinking for like another three seconds then calmly walks up to juzo's sister to receive his payment*

Juzo: AAAAHHHH NONNONONONO!!!