#fuckinghellman

So, I bought two bags of Hershey’s Kisses and had them at work. I only had one open so I was eating them and (it was Fourth of July so everyone was celebrating in the break room) I looked at one of my co-workers, an older woman maybe in her forties or fifties, and as serious as possible asked, “Do you want a kiss?” 

The entire break room got dead silent and everyone was just looking at me. Not realizing yet that they thought I wanted to kiss her, I looked around, confused, until it finally struck me. My immediate response was to turn as red as a freaking tomato and lift up a single Hershey Kiss and meakly say, “I meant the chocolate.”