do you have a pretty little pet? has your pup been whiny and grumpy? are they being a fucking brat?
well weβve got just the solution!
all puppies get grumpy and whiny if you donβt play with them enough. they start whining and whimpering and then, if begging gets them nowhere, they become a petty bitch. poking their owner, over and over and over again. biting a spot where they know they bit before. saying all their favorite bad words when theyβre small just to see how youβll react. slapping your hand away when you go in for pets, leaning away when you try to give them a kiss.
it gets old fast, but never worry! our easy, 5-step solution will fix your pup right quick!
make sure you give your dog a nice, hard slap across the face. itβs sure to make them leaky and desperate, and it will also help you determine where in brat mode they are. if your dog is well trained, it should reset itself now and start drooling onto your boots again. you can tell this is working by the way they melt, and their eyes go dark and dumb. if they donβt react to the slap, proceed to next step.
if slapping your pup still has it being avoidant or irritating, grab it by the throat and drag it towards you. most dogs will get scared of the eye contact and stop fighting. if this doesnβt work, proceed to next step.
some dogs need to be hit. some dogs need bruises deep under their skin and blood bubbling to the surface of it. pin it to a wall and threaten to beat it bloody (some experts suggest threatening to kill it during this stage, but some dogs think you mean it and others hope you do, so be careful). sink your fingertips into their arteries so hard you both go pale and kiss them now. they canβt really fight you off anymore. if they try, proceed to next step.
if your puppy is still trying to fight you off, even when they know it wonβt work, you may have to consider putting them in timeout. strip them naked and sit them in a corner, or a crate, or a couch, whatever is best for you both. take away their devices and program them to porn, set them up where they can see but theyβre not allowed to touch. then, ignore them. if you force your dog to get even more desperate and needy than usual, and also tell them they canβt touch you or them, youβre going to get the sweet, beautiful, begging baby youβre used to back in no time. if none of this works, proceed to next step.
pin or tie it down somewhere and force it to cum until itβs screaming and crying. that doesnβt mean whining that it canβt take more. that doesnβt mean whimpering and squirming away. it means when their hips are bucking and itβs yelling when you barely touched its clit, when their cheeks are tear-streaked and youβre worried that they neighbors might call the police. we recommend gagging it so you donβt get in trouble. by the time youβre done with this step, your pup will be far too exhausted to keep being a brat. even if it tries, itβll only work for a moment, because theyβll be far too weak and cum drunk to do more than bat at your advances.
congratulations!! you now have a beautiful, sleepy, obedient puppy. abuse this power. they like it.














