Jabra: I get attacked by Kalifa, some jailer from Impel Down tries to shove a tampon into my chest, and then THIS LADY thinks she’s clever!!!!

Jabra: I don’t know how you stand it kid, this place is a madhouse!!

Kaku:...Well.

Kaku: I guess we’re back in business.

((THE JABRA TAKEOVER IS OVER!!! Kaku is officially back and ready to take asks again! Thank you everyone for being so patient, and thank you @ask-kalifa for collaborating with me!))

Jabra: wh-- are you-- 

Jabra: Are you KIDDING ME?!!

Jabra: Why are all of you people insane!?

Jabra: How does the kid put up with all of this!!!!

Jabra: After all, cp9′s gotta look out for cp9!!

Kaku: he definitely doesn’t have this handled...

Jabra: Gyahahaha!! Oh lord, kid, you’re a literal kid!!

Jabra: This is priceless. Who needs a babysitter now, eh?

Kaku: I do NOT--

Jabra: Kaku, you don’t even come up to my knee. Whether you like it not not, you’ll need a helping hand.

((OOC: WOW HOLY CRAP GUYS????

Thank you so much???? It hasn’t even been two months!!! As a gift back to all of you, here’s a little follower event: Jabra will be a guest, and Kaku will be a child, for an undefined amount of time! Feel free to harass them to your hearts content!!))

Kaku: I don’t see why you needed to bring him here!

Jabra: He’d be lonely if I left him at my place all by himself!

Kaku: I’m prepared for anything, boss.