#ft cara

I didn’t get you eight presents because frankly, you don’t deserve it after all the shit you put us through so you’re going to have to deal with two presents.

You can’t get offended at this first one because I am truly coming from a very meaningful place, the first is a trip to Disneyland because even you can’t fuck that trip up. Maybe the happiest place on Earth can put an end to all the hunting trips. 

And the second is a membership to Costco if the first goes bad, for all your psychopathic needs.