#fruitsaladtree

okay but that’s a really good point tho nobody has ever explained how people are supposed to poop on that thing it’s like slanted like a for real space urinal on his ship like does mando just not poop

i dont think that whiskey and reader would ever endanger their children in anyway but maybe they’re going to visit him or something in the NY HQ

OH MY GOD but that would be DEVASTATING 

because with Whiskey’s past with his own wife and child, he would absolutely go APESHIT like im talking about upturning tables and screaming because goddamn it how could this happen again he wasn’t there to save them and the one person he let himself love again and build a life around is gone that he’s nearly inconsolable 

Ayyy I’m so sorry it’s taken me so long to get to this, apparently the hardest thing I ever had to do was think up 3 things about myself lmao but thanks for the ask bb!

1. I’m having poké and boba rn, two of my favorite things 😋

2. My sister and I are rewatching X Files on Hulu and I’m shipping Mulder and Scully hard lmao

thanks friend! okay hm...

1. i can't eat popcorn because of that feeling when it like...squeaks against your teeth? and sometimes it makes that SOUND?? absolutely the fuck not.

2. i was a cheerleader for a couple years in middle school (and the whole idea of me being a cheerleader is SO far from my vibe it’s not even funny)

“don’t say the wrong name, brother.” she had teased me moments before the ceremony

i had rolled my eyes, “i’ll try and manage that, rose.”

then she had stopped for a moment, despite alice calling her away to take her place and she had hugged me tight 

“seriously, good luck. i wish you both all the happiness in the world.”

“thank you, rose.”

it had meant a lot to me, more than she would probably ever know

she was enjoying the wedding, she and emmett had been dancing the night away and whenever i say her she was beaming

when i left bella and jacob to their own devices, i decided to give them some privacy and find rosalie for my long-promised dance 

as expected, she and emmett were still dancing though it was a slower song than the previous ones

they were the only couple on the dance floor that weren’t out of breath

i tapped emmett on the shoulder and made a big show of asking to cut in

somewhat reluctantly he agreed

“swap?” he offered, grinning as he searched the crowd for bella

i smirked, “the bride is indisposed at present.”

“that was quick-…”

“em!” rose cut him off, rolling her eyes at him. “look, go see if esme wants a dance.”

“she does.” i said, listening out for our mother’s thoughts

“yeah good idea.” emmett nodded. “alright, but i want this one back before the next fast one.” he winked at rose and relinquished his grip on her

“you have my word.” i promised and took rosalie’s hand

we danced silently for a few seconds, enjoying the beauty of the music and the quiet peace of one another’s company

it was so rarely like this

“it’s so beautiful.” she whispered

“what is?”

“all of it. your wedding.” she giggled. “that’s a strange sentence.”

“i didn’t think it would ever come either.”

“well it’s just you’ve been to so many of mine i was beginning to feel it was a bit one-sided.” she said sarcastically 

i chuckled, “what’s that saying? always a bridesmaid?”

“not today!”

“and my choice of bride?” i asked somewhat apprehensively 

“perfect.” she admitted. “how could she not be? she’s the girl that made edward cullen want to dance again.”

“she’s so much more than that.”

“it’s really going to happen then?” she murmered. “you’re going to stay together… forever.”

“a promise is a promise.” i sighed. “i can’t lose her and the price of that is her soul.”

rosalie pondered this for a moment and then shrugged, trying to keep the mood light, “i suppose if she doesn’t want it then it doesn’t make much difference if she has it or not, right?”

“i think that’s more or less her take on it too. will you be ready to call her sister?”

“i’m ready.” rose said decidedly. “she married my brother, that makes her family, no matter what happens after tonight.” 

then her tone became suddenly serious and she held onto me a little tighter

“you know we’ll always be there for her, edward. no matter what. i know i’ve been terrible to her in the past but-… bella will always be protected and loved by me as my sister. i’ll always help her when she needs me.”

“rose… you have no idea how much that-…”

“jacob, stop it!” bella’s voice cut into my hearing and i heard the screaming thoughts of her werewolf best man 

i dropped rosalie as though she was burning hot

“is it bella?” she whispered, panic widening her eyes

“it’s the mutt…” i growled under my breath. “i have to go.”

“of course… just, edward?”

“yes rose?”

“i meant what i said. i’ll love her forever, i promise.”

“thank you.”

“and edward?”

i was straining a little now, desperate to be back by my wife’s side

yet i humoured my sister for a minute more

“yes?”

“bella’s a darling, but she’s got two left feet… save another dance for me?”

Haha thank you >:)

But as for this little Bounty AU I’m thinking of, I haven’t thought too much about it, but oh boy the ideas I do have…

I want to keep certain elements from Din’s actual character in the show, mainly how he’s got a strong moral compass, shows his emotions openly (since he had hid behind a helmet), but the main difference is that he didn’t have the Mandalorian Code to follow. Obviously the Way is a big part of Din’s character, but it’s just like… How much of it is really him, yknow? So I think that dabbling with criminals and all these sleazy people in this GFFA made him put on a different mask– i.e. acting in a similar fashion in order to stay protected, in a sense. It’s also why he goes by a codename (if you have ideas let me know! I’m thinking maybe he goes by Razor Crest?? idk) This is his new “helmet”.