#frothyones

*yawn* Perez is obnoxious and celebs, and pretty much everyone hates him. Nothing to see here. But I do love your Hawaiigate, I should have been hashtagging it. 😁 And now I will. #hawaiigate

Pathetic how Extreme Shippers have continued their streak of destruction with EVERY woman Sam has dated, including sending stuff to tabloids and trying to ruin reputations.

So let me put out the TRUTH right here so that everyone who is posting LIES on their blogs or accounts on Tumblr, on Instagram, Twitter and on Outlander Facebook groups sees it.

Here are the FACTS:

1. Sam is straight.

2. He has never dated or slept with Caitriona Balfe.

3. He has been rumored to have dated Katie Rebekah Osborne, Amy Shiels, Hannah James, Georgia Ellenwood. And has 100% for sure dated Cody Kennedy, Abbie Salt, Mackenzie Mauzy, Christina Ochoa, and now Gia Marie.

4. He is currently dating Gia Marie and they are isolating in Hawaii in a private house away from people.

5. His friend Luke Neal is just that, his friend. Luke is also straight. And dated and lived with photographer, Faye Thomas for YEARS. He had a long term GIRLFRIEND after that as well.

6. Gia is a model, Playboy Playmate and makeup artist. She is NOT an escort or prostitute.

7. The blonde woman on Gia's IG is one of her best friends, not her lesbian lover. But even if Gia had dipped in the lady pond, it wouldn't be a crime, and it would be par for the course for Hollywood. In the entertainment industry, it's normal for even straight women to play with a soft option, instead of hard woman once or twice in their lives. 😚 If you're clutching your pearls over that, I suggest you live a little, and quit being so bourgeois. Look it up, it's French. 😉

8. Gia dated a MAN, named Jonathan for years. They are no longer together.

9. The two men Gia and her best friend went with to Cartagena, Colombia are a gay couple. It was a friends trip, not a lovers trip.

Please refer to this ☝ as needed. And quit being such A-holes. It's not cute. Enough is enough.

I gotta go back to work tomorrow, so I won't be on much again until the weekend.

Stay frothy, my pets. 😘

Five sheep? Hahahaha. 😂 I have over 2,500 people following me. I realize not all of them are friends, and some may even be foes, but the numbers still stand. And about 3 times that amount visit my blog EVERY DAY (my IP tracker shows me the stats).

And given how far and wide I'm STILL mentioned on a daily basis (I get DMs showing me the "Purv" mentions on Twitter, IG, FB, Tumblr, WordPress, LiveJournal, and that cesspool Datalounge, etc.) I'd say LOTS of people are keeping me relevant, even over 5 YEARS after I first posted my source info.

Sucks for you to be wrong again, my frothy pet. 😘 I'm here for the duration. Get used to it. 🤷‍♀️

🙄

So these two Anons popped into my Inbox at around the same time last night. 👇

My handy dandy IP tracker let me know ONE of those two Anons came from this IP location 👇 Notice the “ask” bottom right...that lets me know my last Anon Ask came from that IP. 

But when I click on the actual IP numbers, I get a location in in or close to the suburbs of Philadelphia, PA. 

👇

Mhm, which Extreme Shipper who lives in either New Jersey or Pennsylvania hates me and Paul Camuso? *taps chin* I can think of a couple right off the bat and they both are on the older side, with lots of disposable income. Disposable income comes in handy WHEN YOU HAVE TO PAY OUT a lawsuit for HARASSMENT.  Crazy, stupid AND rich...my favorite! 🤑

Oh, and FYI, I don’t “low key hate” Cait. I LOVE Cait. How many times do I have to REPEAT the SAME thing? Sam is not my man. Tobias is. Yes, I wouldn’t kick Sam out of bed for eating crackers, but if I had a choice, I may choose Cait before even Sam. Wrap that around your puny brains, my frothy ones. 

Please save this for future reference, so you don’t have to keep pestering me with the same nonsense. Here is my list in order of preference in my bed: TOBIAS, TOBIAS, TOBIAS, then TOBIAS some more, then TOBIAS again, then TOBIAS morning, noon, and night, and then.....TOBIAS again for good measure, and twice on Sunday. Have I made myself clear? Then after my Lord and Master, Tobs, it would probably be a toss up between Cait and Sam. Actually, no, Graham would be next in line. “Your humble servant, on her knees for her war laird.” Then I would do rock, papers, scissors to choose between Cait or Sam. Sam or Cait. Cait or Sam. It’s a tie. Or maybe both Cait AND Sam. So greedy, I know. 😋 Then another tie between my Scottish biscuit Rik or my French baguette Cesar. Am I in the mood for “Aye, aye” or “Oui, oui?” Life is about making those hard choices. I said hard. 😉

Soooo, as you can see, not only do I not hate Cait, I think she is a QUEEN. It’s not that I “don’t want her with Sam,” it’s that...um, let me think...SHE’S MARRIED TO TONY. 💑 And since my brain is still in my head and functioning, I ACCEPT REALITY. Doh. 🤦‍♀️