#from seb

and i’m fullset. pleasure to make your acquaintance.

yes! pleasure to make your acquaintance. weee are the brothersss o’handsss. weee like questionsss, so ask awayyy.

yeeessssss. ask us questionsss.

Holy Fuckadoodle, yall. I’m Jemima Catheret, and I’m new around these parts. I almost got eaten by a tornado over in Pennsylvania, but I’m alright now.

Hi! I’m Jemima Penelope, and I’m an author. I’m a huge fan of Arthur B.D.’s sex books, and I hope I can write something that important someday day.

I’m Jemima Croft. My lovely husband and I just found out our son is entering the Somerset Beetroot Competition this year, and we couldn’t be more proud.

We made this blog together because we didn’t want to figure out the 47 “Jemima” username variations. You can ask us questions, and we might respond! This is mainly my blog but the others are here too. More (mod) info under the cut.

Yellow and green caravan sweet

Just some future reference, I’m fine w suggestive/nsfw stuff. I’m over 18, and I trust the younger folk to block what they’re uncomfortable with. Everything along those lines will be tagged “caravan 18” and you can block that tag if you’d prefer not to see it. I’ll probably post sfth-typical stuff normally and tag anything worse

Edit: I forgot to post the asks lmao

to clarify: the disassembly bit came from a fic on ao3 not eftv. sorry to get your hopes up lol. but def get the patreon bc there is so much (non canon) lore and backstory. it’s great

*non creepy wolf whistle*

I do t deserve to see your beauty

-🃏

Answering this as the mod because ew. I don’t mind flirty asks, it’s fun for me. But this is so gross.

“Age appropriate” is disgusting. Ignoring the fact that they are all at least 20, if you weren’t sure, why not specify who you are talking to. Why run the risk of “flirting” with someone underage.

And there is no such thing as a “non creepy wolf whistle”. That’s just not how that works. You can’t cat call someone without being a creep.

My immediate reaction upon seeing this ask. It’s objectifying and sexualizing women. I’d hope you wouldn’t say that to a girl on the street.

And furthermore, it may have been my fault for not clarifying, but a vast majority of flirting between rp blogs are done between people who know each other. I know I’ve probably gone back and forth over 50 asks flirting with blogs. But every time I do it, I ask the mod if I can. I’m friends with the mods for probably 30 blogs, and I don’t send stuff beyond “hey you’re cute, let me buy you a drink” (for example) without asking mods if it’s okay.