#from any

(239): You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someone’s house.

(443): And I'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp.

(864): He looks like he'd be a great Lego character.

(949): It’s so obvious he’s evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?

(415): She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren.

(240): Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.

(+45): You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed “I have defeated the Matrix.”