#from 1986

What you're going to need to do is set your phasers to rainbow and all fire at the Borg Queen together.

She'll be like, uh, what are you even trying to do?

That's when you deploy Michael Jackson

He's your secret weapon

The transcendent power of music and sick dance moves will make everything, including the environment, de-assimilate automatically

It'll get a little bit Columbia, but don't worry

Cus this is actually the planet where all the ancient Greek gods live

Boom, done.

Alternatively

Blow some shit up.

Uh oh, looks like you're on a Borg cube.

What are you gonna do?

There's a bunch of drones everywhere

(Locutus got demoted)

And a Borg Queen

(who apparently started life as a Klingon)

You try shooting some of the drones in their alcoves, but they repel phaser fire

Or go a bit Tronny

Or come out firing.

Well, first of all, don't panic. Because you've got a friend who can guide you through this.

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PRINCESS Charlotte is following in Prince Harry’s footsteps – by borrowing a pair of his shoes.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s two-year-old daughter has been spotted in the bright-red Mary Janes during her five-day tour of Poland and Germany.

GETTY IMAGES – WIREIMAGE 6 Princess Charlotte, pictured with mum Kate, has been spotted wearing a pair of red buckled shoes that once belonged to…