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Top and Bottom Five Fics According to Kudos

I was tagged by the jealousy-inducingly-talented @lvslie . Thank you very much, dahling!!! <3 <3 <3 

I thought about being fancy and cross-referencing between platforms to see which of my fics were the most and least popular across all the vast wide information superhighway, because it seems to vary according to website, but then I realized math would be involved, and math makes me sad. So AO3 it is!

What are your five most popular works? (in descending order)

Scientific Curiosity: Lol is this the fluffiest damn thing I’ve ever written...? It probably is! Just a little ol’ piece of cotton-candy fluff, lying in wait to give you a cavity.

Professional Detachment/Bedside Manner: Aww, it’s bebbie’s very first venture into pr0n! I’m so proud. ::sniffle::

One Percent: I’ll admit I didn’t expect to see this one up here, if only because it’s (purposefully) jarringly non-linear, and like...unhappy. It’s just got this undercurrent of uneasy unhappiness throughout the whole damn thing. I knew how it would end from the very start, and typed it gleefully, cackling the all the while like the little shit-monger I am. Mm, delicious, delicious pain.

Revelations in Dream-Time: So this was partially inspired by an actual dream I had one morning? Which is part of why dreams are such a prevalent theme, and why I tried to lend sort of a dreamlike quality to the piece. I quite like it. It’s smut, but it’s thinky smut. With random literary references!

Voice and Shadow: My bae. Will probably be, always and forever, one of my favorite things I’ve ever produced in any media. I listened to Depeche Mode’s “Angel” on almost endless repeat while writing it and I like to think you can feel the sinuous creepiness lurking throughout. 

Now on to the fics that will make me feel bad about myself! :D

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What are your five least popular works? (in ascending order)

Classroom Antics: Eh, I can’t say I’m surprised. I mean, I like it, but femslash almost always seems to fly a bit under the radar, and does Jenny/Clara qualify as a rarepair...? Anyhoo, this here fic has the distinction of being my lowest-kudo’d fic on AO3, so congratulations! XD

Edge of the World: My first Nine fic! And 624 words of pure angst. I regret nothing.

Of Daydreams and Kisses: Aww, poor fluffy fem!Nine, don’t worry bebbie, I still love you.

Prologue: Aftermath: Ah yes, the depressing prologue to my ever-languishing Defenders of the Altverse series. It’s just the Doctor being numb and sad after the events of Canary Wharf. I mean, I like it, it’s one of the first things I ever wrote and my super-excellent sestra @frolldo made some suggestions that really helped shape it from something okay into something interesting, but yeah, it’s pretty unhappy from start to finish. 

Sudden Impulse: And another femslash! I like this one quite a lot--though to be fair, pretty much all my fluffy li’l Rose x fem!Doctor ficlets have a special place in my heart--so I will love it enough to make up for the love it doesn’t get elsewhere, lolol. It’s just some tropey fluff with just enough angst thrown in to make it all the sweeter at the end, but goddammit, I like it. 

I thought I might spot a trend in either the most or least popular fics, and...! Nope. Not even a little bit. :D

@frolldo ’s bday cake, aka my goddamn magnificent magnum opus

One Song: Falling Away With You (because despite the lyrics it makes me think of Doctor/Rose??? Though I was super tempted to put Eternally Missed here because it has been stuck in my head for days. DAYS)

Two Movies: The Empire Strikes Back, Mad Max: Fury Roard <-- yep I typed it and I’m gonna leave it

Three TV Shows: Steven Universe, Doctor Who, Escaflowne

Four People: My husbeast, sestra @frolldo​, my mom, and @tiffotcf​!

Five Foods: My mom’s homemade cannelloni, these dark chocolate cupcakes, my dad’s spaghetti and garlic bread, fish n’ chips from my favorite Irish pubsteraunt, sushi from my favorite Japanese place

I was tagged by the incomparable @tiffotcf . Thanks my dear! You are my favorite syndicate whore. <3

Rules: Using only the song titles from one artist, cleverly answer these questions. Tag people at the end.

I’m going to use: Muse What is your gender?: Do We Need This? Describe yourself: Dead Inside How do you feel?: Sober If you could go anywhere, where would it be?: United States of Eurasia Favorite mode of transportation?: Supermassive Black Hole Your best friend: Hate This and I’ll Love You Favorite time of day: Blackout If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: Panic Station What is life to you?: Glorious Relationship status: Bedroom Acoustics or alternatively, Bliss ;) Your fear: Shrinking Universe

I’ma tag..........

@frolldo @helplesslynerdy @zoebelle9 and my fellow DW betterwithallofyou groupies @arynrds @ofstormsandwolves @dirty-brian

I was tagged by @missamymjo. Thanks, dahling! :3

Repost and bold what you like better. Tag as many friends as you’d like. (if you have anything to add, go ahead!) 

::whispers:: i haven’t watched very much classic who so i have little to no idea of what i’m doing for half of these :’D

first doctor or second doctor (having watched little of either...i’ma say the first doctor has some better wardrobe game)

third doctor or fourth doctor (shh don’t judge me I just really like pertwee)

fifth doctor or sixth doctor 

seventh doctor or eighth doctor  (i like sylvester mccoy well enough but eight is such an excellent doctor who deserved better why moffat why grrrr)

ninth doctor or tenth doctor  (ugh this one hurt, i’m sorry nine <3)

eleventh doctor or twelfth doctor (with the caveat that it’s mostly eleven in series 5 that i like; i think peter capaldi is a brilliant person and actor and he’s done the best with what he’s been given, but he hasn’t been given much. i want to like twelve because of how much i like peter capaldi, but moff’s ever-growing habit of turning the doctor into an even less likeable version of sherlock irritates me)

human companions or alien/robot companions

the daleks or the cybermen (the cybermen provide some really interesting plot potentials and food for thought, methinks)

davros or the master

sonic screwdriver or sonic sunglasses or no sonic at all (sonic sunglasses make me want to hulk smash, like wtf moff what is up with the doctor’s midlife crisis this season)

classic tardis interiors or new tardis interiors 

stories set in the past or stories set in the future (tbh i don’t actually have a preference between the two, they’re both good fun)

stories on earth or stories on other planets (same here, no real preference)

serials (classic format) or episodes (reboot format)

steven moffat or RTD (no contest, sorry moff)

romana I. or romana II. or romana III.  (gahhhhh i know of the existence of romana but that’s about it! :(

delgado master or gomez master  (i love the potential for gomez and i really like the actress even if, once again, the writing disappoints)

ainley master or simm master

May Aesthetics!* I was tagged by lovelies @helplesslynerdy and @abadplanwellexecuted . Thank you! :3

*might be supplemented with a March aesthetic or two since I didn’t take a whole lot of photos last month, whoops ^^;;

And now for my next trick, I shall tag...

@frolldo @tiffotcf @zoebelle9 @gingergallifreyan @jessamarie05 @arynrds

I was tagged by the lovely @missamymjo​. Thanks, dahling! :3

1. Go to this website

2. Pick fifteen characters from any fandom.

3. Tag five or more people.

1. Your mum/dad:   Rey. Ooh yass, I will dutifully take on the role of the next Skywalker and hopefully not inherit Anakin’s whiny gene with grace and humility motherfuckin’ SKYWALKERRRR

2. Your sibling:  Korra. So does this mean I have the Force and I’m a bender? I’d better get one at least of those things (upends table)

3. Your grandma/grandpa: The Dread Pirate Roberts. Awww yeah gonna get some left-handed swordfighting lessons from Grandpa

4. Haunts you:  Garnet. Noooooo not my two favorite lesbian space rocks!!! :(((   5. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: First of all, lol, was I supposed to pick 15 characters all from the exact same fandom? Because I just picked 15 of my favorite characters from random things. :’D Second of all, Princess Leia. Ermergerd if I’m partaking in incest then that really makes me part of the Skywalker family doesn’t it

6. Your ex:  Finn. ...but like the kind of exes that inevitably get back together again, right?

7. Your best friend: Alphonse Elric.  Yes. I have excellent taste in best friends.

8. Proposed to you:  Leslie Knope.  Oh god. I don’t think I have enough energy to keep up with her. This must be what inevitably gets Finn and me back together. ;)

9. Your boss:   Rose Tyler. Ooh I get to work at Torchwood, excellent!

10. The random person you met at the bar:  Obi-Wan Kenobi.  Strangely, my thriving deathstick trade seemed to die off after our encounter

11. Your rival:  Indiana Jones.  Pssh. My rival? That guy belongs in a museum.

12. Gave you your first kiss:   Furiosa.  Hot damn. Sure. Yeah. Hopefully not in a Mad Max type of situation, but otherwise, uh, yeah. And if things don’t work out with Finn...well, I’m just saying, just because someone’s your first kiss doesn’t mean they can’t also be your last (and a bunch in-between), right? ;)

13. Drunk and singing karaoke with:  Steven Universe.  Lol oh god. I mean, obviously, an older Steven, but still. Aww, older Steven would be such a cute drunk buddy.

14. Played 7 minutes in heaven with: The Tenth Doctor.  Ah, no. I have no desire to get between Rose and the Doctor. That sounds like bad news bears for me. Especially seeing as Rose is apparently my boss, and all.

15. Gave you your favorite dessert:   Ellen Ripley.  Damn. Is there anything she can’t do???

Tagging: @tiffotcf (don’t hate me) @frolldo @helplesslynerdy

do the thing if you feel so inclined

I was tagged by the lovely @missamymjo . Thanks, dahling!

Favourite Fandom: RTD-era Who and fellow Obidala shippers 0:)


Countries you’ve lived in: United States. I’ve also probably spent some time in the land of denial as well, but I don’t know if I stayed there long enough to consider it a residence


Languages you speak:  English, some super mangled French (Je veux un food s’il vous plait)


Favourite film of 2015: Mad Max and the new Star Wars are still duking it out over my affections

Last article you read: I can’t recall, but it was probably either something really depressing about US politics, or it was about food


Shuffle your song library and put the first 3 titles here: Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy (Queen), Poster of a Girl (Metric), Howling at the Moon (Phantogram; le husbeast would be so proud if he knew I had a Phantogram track in the mix)


Last thing you bought online:  lbr it was food

Last person that you dreamed of:  I dreamed that a bear harvested my ovaries the other night. Does that count?


Any recurring dreams: I still have nightmares about college. Like, that I have a final today for a class that I wasn’t aware I was enrolled in/haven’t attended for weeks, etc. College was over half a decade ago, I can stop dreaming about it anytime now, pls


How would your friends describe you:  Nerdy, arty, the dad friend


How would your enemies describe you:  Someone once called me “lazy,” “incompetent,” and “back-stabbing” over the course of the same conversation, but since she was applying those phrases as a defense when I asked her for her insurance info after she hit my (parked!) car, I’m not too worried about it


Would you take a bullet for someone:  Well, it depends. Are we talking about Trump, or literally anybody else?


If you had money to spare what would you buy first:  Food. I skipped lunch for a work thing. My tummy is growling like a bear right now. ...but not an ovary-harvesting bear. Just the regular kind.