#frog party

Happy Frog-Friday @naturelvr-69

basically they were in the wrong place at the wrong time as children and because of that they’re now in charge of deciding what plane is going to be the new Prime Plane since some wacky hijinks are going on and the planar system is out of whack and stuff at the moment. Meaning everyone on non-material planes talk about them a lot, and somehow they completely ignored the fact that they are, respectively:

THE Duchess of the Feywild

mortal representative of trees/nature spirits capable of fusing with trees and becoming a tree monster

Heir to a dynasty capable of summoning and controlling ghosts

THE FIRST AND ONLY FIEND WARLOCK IN EXISTENCE

A walking talking diplomatic buffer waiting to happen, possibly THE most well-adjusted creature in the world, sympathetic with extraplanar creatures while fully maintaining her own mortality

And they knew these things. They were 100% aware of these things, as in they were active participants utilizing these plot lines, abilities, and information.

They were literally put on a stage by associated extraplanar creatures and got introduced* and then got fucking applause.

THEY HAD A PRETENTIOUS TAILOR SENT TO THEM SPECIFICALLY CALLED “JACQUES, TAILOR TO THE GODS”, WHO MADE A POINT OF NOT WORKING FOR A LESSER CLIENTELE.

GODS AND ROYALTY VISITED THEM REGULARLY.

AND IT WAS A “”””TWIST””””” TO FIND OUT THEY’RE IMPORTANT TO THE POINT OF PROTO-DEITIES.

tl;dr the frog party twist was that nobody saw it coming