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Hm. Kinda wanna write some Max and Zeph, and kinda wanna write some Bill and Stan friodshop (The cheap, shitty knockoff version of friendship that breaks at the worst possible opportunity)

#friodshop #Bill and Stan are fun foils for each other #Never let them come up with a scheme together

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Friodshop is just the greatest thing on this planet rn (Other than you and this BillDip Au tho 😉)

Thanks! I’m really glad you’re enjoying my silly writes.

That said, have some Friodshop for your troubles.

Bill rolls his eye so hard he thinks it might fall out of the socket. Which would be neat! But also inconvenient, shoving it back into his skull. He jabs his finger back down on the map on the desk.

“C’mon, old man, you’ve gotta see the potential here. Just wreck up a few other tourist places, then-”

“Hey! Old man? I’m the old man?” Stan straightens up, plants a fist on the table. “This coming from the guy who’s ‘billions of eons’ old?”

“I’m young at heart,” Bill declares lightly, clapping a hand over the place where it should be. Where, thankfully, nobody knows it’s actually there - “While you’re just a wrinkly wreck of decaying flesh.”

“Why you-” Stan shakes a fist, leaning over the table. He grimaces - then slumps back into his seat, rolling his own eyes. “Ah, you’re not worth it.” He frowns at the map. “And maybe you gotta point.”

Bill grins. He always has a point! Good thing Stan gets it. Some of these Pines are too-

Pine Tree shouts something, in the distance, Bill starts at the sound.

“Bill? You’re too quiet, what’s going on?”

“Nothing!” Bill responds, cheerful. “Everything’s A-okay, totally moral, and on the level!”

There’s a long, suspicious silence. Bill listens for a moment. But it doesn’t seem like his human’s coming closer, so! Free reign to do what he likes. He grins, and claps his hands together. Time to keep planning.

“So! Stanley! I-” Bill frowns, glancing over the shitty suit of his temporary partner in crime, hands still clasped. Stan looks weird. “What?”

Stan snorts. He clears his throat, and looks up, and away.

Bill narrows his eye. “What?” He insists

“Oh, nothing, nothing,” Stan says. He lifts his hands up, smiling. “But hey, seeing a demon being henpecked is pretty-”

Bill slams his hands down on the table, hard. The wood smolders under his palms. “I am not -”

“Bill! Don’t make me come in there!”

Smoke rises from under Bill’s palms as the fire cuts out. He feels his eye twitch.

And Stan is very, very clearly holding back a laugh. Bill grips the table harder.

“One sound outta you,” Bill jabs a finger at Stan, quietly fuming. Friggin’ uncle. He thinks he can be smug, have blackmail? Guess who has more. “And I tell everyone what happened in Vegas back in 87’.”

Stan snorts, waves it off, and still looks too pleased.“Oh, please, like you-”

“Right down to the thing with the car battery,” Bill hisses, eye narrow. “And the hotel room.”

Stan sits up straight, suddenly professional. “So what was it you were saying about the tourist traps.” He tucks a hand over his chin. “What’re you thinking?”

Bill settles back down into his seat, feeling smug.

Bill’s totally going to wreck stuff up in ways Stan couldn’t even imagine, and with this guy around? If they get caught, Bill will have someone to point a finger at before he runs. Let Stan take the blame! He rubs his hands together, grinning.

This? Should be fun.

#familiar!AU #friodshop #Honestly Stan and Bill can cooperate a little #but it's hardly amicable #and if it weren't for Dipper it'd go south fast #and yet it continues #they both find each other to be Profitable #if they keep an eye on the other #answers #Anonymous

Friendly neighborhood anon here to tell you I love friodship because it says a lot about both Bill and Stan that they're using eachother yeah, but also kind of similar enough to be able to kind of get along.

Thank you! I, too, like Stan and Bill interacting, and I don’t see a lot of it, so. I just made some of my own

#and that is how a write happens #it didn't exist #so you gotta make it yourself #friodshop #Anonymous

So during that Vegas trip, does Bill starts mentioning things he and Dipper (either perverse or not) do shamelessly after a few drinks, things Stan's well aware of, but doesn't want to know the full details?

Nope! Bill’s fairly close-mouthed on the subject of he and Dip’s shenanigans. Partly because he wants Dipper all to himself, and partly because of a conversation he had with Stan once.

#friodshop #stan and bill have a tentative truce #but honestly it's only functional because Dipper's around to remind them both not to murder each other #or to go too far with a scam #mostly they just tolerate the fact the other exists #and occasionally watch bad TV #Anonymous