#fringecafe

Rule 1: Always post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

1. Fave teacher or professor and why?

My favourite teacher evah was my year 3 teacher. she was an author who'd tell us stories every day - bloody ones, like sweeney todd. she was great.

2. Least favourite family member and why?

my aunt forced my grandmother to rewrite her will on the death bed so that she'd get all the shit. and when her (schizophrenic, severely depressed brother) got the house, she cut all the electricity, which lead to his death. she's done a lot more shit than that, but i won't go on.

3. Do you have a pet, if so please describe you’re undying love for them, if not, what is your dream pet?

I have 12 pets; guinea pigs darcy and macchiato, bunny bella, chickens clara, alma and magda, parrot creature sid vicious, (who lives up to his name), evil psychopath dog charlie, cats claude and tina, lizard lizzie (ugh), and snake wednesday. and OH MAN WEDNESDAY SHE'S MY BABY I GOT HER FOR MY 18TH ABOUT A WEEK AND A HALF AGO SHE'S SO GORGE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

4. 5 words the describe your high school experience?

fucking vermin disgusting hatred sarcasm

5. Fave position to fall asleep in?

i sort of curl up half on my stomach with tina tucked under my chin and like 7 pillows yeah

6. Least favourite activity you’ve ever had to endure?

school

7. Favourite game, video, board or any other kind you can think of.

once me friend larry and i were little and we invented a game called roly poly in which we sing ROLY POLY ROLY POLY and roll into each other it's great (also me other friend rebzy and i used to pee under her bed for fun idk)

8. What fictional characters (from one universe only, but as many characters from said universe as you’d like) would you like to play dodge ball with?

hannibal characters cause how dramatic would that game be holy shit it would all just be metaphors

9. Have you ever wanted to take part in a competition based reality show (like face-off, or ink master, or hell’s kitchen)? If so which one and how do you think you would do? If not what kind of reality competition show would you like to see created?

nO I WOULD BE SO TERRIBLE OH MY SOD G IM SO SHY NO but yeah okay uhhh id like a reality competition in which the game is just random people staring at the screen blankly - no music, no nothing - and it's basically just a staring competition like they can give up whenever but if they keep going until there's no viewers left they get a cash prize and the moral of the story is never hire me to make decisions about anything ever

10. What is your relationship with your guardian/parent(s) like?

i'm a bit ick about my dad rn cause my mum's in japan (i get along really well with her) and he never does any cleaning or anything and just leaves shit lying around but apart from that, great

11. What is your favourite song to sing along to?

SIIILVIAAAAAAAAAAA GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVENNNNNNNNNNNENENENENNE

Ok, now your questions:

(stealing this from someone else's, but i liked it so whatever) what are your five favourite books go

what do put in sandwich

favourite day of the week and why

most bomb ass quote you've ever heard

choose your 5 favourite fictional characters, and which school subjects you'd want them to teach you

how do you like your eggs

ever been overseas? if so, where, and where would you most like to return to? and if not, where d'you want to go the most and why?

4 bands/artists that make your world go round

tell me about 1 time you faced your fears and survived

1 time you tried to face your fears and couldn't

Hello there! (I’m assuming this is you Ali by the funny little giggle but if not, welcome stranger! :P)

ATTIC was fun btw, it’s a shame you couldn’t be there (and that you’re going to miss next week too)    :(

3. A song that reminds you of summertime: 

My first thought was “In The Summertime” by Thirsty Merc, but I thought that was too easy, so I’m also going to say “Steal The Light” by The Cat Empire

6. A song that makes you want to dance: 

I think I’ll go with “Why Not!” by Michel Camilo, but I might add that I can’t actually dance and despite me wanting to dance to it, i probably wouldn’t :P

15. A song that is a cover by another artist:

I couldn’t decide between these: “I’m On Fire”- Felix Riebl (Originally Bruce Springsteen); “Hotel California”- The Cat Empire (originally The Eagles); “Round The Twist”- Tinpan Orange (originally Andrew Duffield); “Eleanor Rigby”- The Idea Of North (originally The Beatles)

Sorry I really couldn’t choose :P

24. A song by a band you wish were still together:

I don’t know if this counts exactly, as they haven’t really broken up, but simply stopped touring full time, and are having a break from stuff, but: 

"Somewhere In The Between" - Streetlight Manifesto

29. A song that you remember from your childhood:

When I was little, I used to listen to John Williamson with my family like 90% of the time. One of my favourites was “Old Man Emu” 

30. A song that reminds you of yourself:

AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I SEE NOW!!! THIS IS HARD!! SORRY THAT I ASKED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE :P

UUUuuuuuummmmm…… Well there’s this one song that I always seem to come back to, and it’s especially useful when I feel stressed and need to calm myself down. It feels really organic and it’s really just super amazing, I think but I’m not certain it’s actually a reflection of myself but yeah…

"Ocean" - John Butler (2012 version) 

Also google ’ “It Probably Wasn’t a Fish” - Jason Isaac’. It’s also very nice and kind of similar to “Ocean”.

get henna tattoos like in what a girl wants with amanda bynes

how??? dont your fingers get dirty?