#friendlyone

*starts getting in the writing flow*

Me: "This is kinda good actually, I might be able to publish-"

And I'm just realizing how absolutely horrifying a human in CRK universe would be.

At distance, these things almost look like cookies. They have the same general form, colors, and features. But as you get closer, things get strange.

There dough doesn't have the same crunchiness as a cookies, it's too soft. Yet, if you dare to get closer, you'll find it far too sturdy to be jelly.

There hair, also, is not icing. If you move closer still, you will find that their hair is not one single thing, but many tiny threads. Thinner than vines and stronger than webs.

If you stray too close, you'll find their dough far too moist, not enough to make you soggy, but enough to cause concern.

If you wish to make it crumble, you will find it full liquid, ready to cause your own crumbling.

And if you get to close... Well, you might discover that their mouths are made to dissolve cookies. That are are not it's equal, you are it's prey.

After all, cookies....

Like Stephanie or something.

So I imagine Stephanie first introduced herself as that, Stephanie.

In Cookie Run: Kingdom, characters have their name end with their race. This is obvious for cookies, but we also see these with others (Maestro sugar gnome).

So in their minds, Stephanie was Stephanie Human, and that worked.

The actual devil (probably): what if you used it on another character?

Me:

The devil: