Apr 5, 2020
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I make-a da friends 🤦♀️ #friendfail #nothospitable #losingsocialskills #inquarantine https://www.instagram.com/p/B-mgjEOF-cTOq8Ts3i7djwEL3cLWPWH5J1PKvI0/?igshid=mxx2tcovur7z
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When your friends trying to help you but it’s just NOT your lucky day!! 💀💀 . . #RunningWithTheBulls | #FriendFail | #bulls (Via - @vivoloko )
When you're out with all your #sexybitches for the first time in months but your food's so pretty you forget to take other pics 😅 #friendfail #friendship #forgiveme #ipromiseiloveyou #blueberries #frenchtoast #brunch #aesthetic
When your awesome friends do awesome things for you in honor of your book release, and you’re not even there to enjoy it! 😭😭😭 #FriendFail #bookstagram #thepromisedone #releaseday
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So yesterday I was meeting up with a friend at a mall and we had agreed to meet outside of the pizza hut. I get there and she’s not there. 30 mins later, and she’s still not there. Another 30 mins later and she’s still not there. I got fed up and went to starbucks. On my way back to the pizza hut I hear my friend say “I’m going to kidnap you.” Turns out she had been 100m away from me the whole time and for an hour we were waiting for each other believing that we had been ditched.
When you're a girl who sucks at making female friends
Girl: I like your shirt! And OMG those shoes! Your smile is so friendly!
Me: *panic*
Me: You have such pretty face eyes OMG maybelline elephants and lasagna!
birthday fail .
yesterday was my grrrlfriend's birthday
she saw her sister and grams her other sister called my parents and sister called her mum emailed from vacation
and of course her lovely best friend unicorn called
and i made a nice dinner for her and the grrrls and the two of us had a nice night together ...
the rest of you ? nothing
( aside from a couple of fkbook messages to my gnome's account)
she is a wonderful , thoughtful , loving being that always takes care of you and everyone else always puts the needs of others before her own
and always calls you on your birthday
she is not online and you know that and you know she is a telephone person
and you couldn't even take five minutes to call and say happy birthday
fucking brutal