Jan 29, 2025
star trek drag king performance where kirk tearfully sings chappell roan's 'good luck babe' followed by spock's perfectly composed and straight-faced 'hot to go' in front of a live audience, complete with the dance
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star trek drag king performance where kirk tearfully sings chappell roan's 'good luck babe' followed by spock's perfectly composed and straight-faced 'hot to go' in front of a live audience, complete with the dance
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“It is no prize to be beloved of Maedhros Fëanorion; all my cares and loves have gone ill of late. Perhaps it would have been kinder to slay you at Sirion.”
“But you did not, and now it is too late. We are family now, Maedhros. You would not harm us.”
“Oh? Tell me, do you know your uncles, your mother’s brothers?”
“…”
“No? Elured and Elurin they were called. They were twins, just like you. Children, just as you were. We slaughtered all their family, only your mother escaping. Feel free to stop me, Peredhil, if the story feels familiar; a young set of twins at the mercy of Maedhros and Maglor Fëanorion, with all their family’s blood upon their hands.”
“…”
“If not for the sake of providence, your places might have been swapped, and the mercy of Maglor extended to them instead. If not for the sake of providence, you might be the children left to wander the woods until exposure and starvation took you.”
“And yet to us the mercy of your brother was extended, and many are the years that have passed since then. Do not pretend now that you could bear to harm us.”
“Alas, children; to Maedhros Fëanorion there is no pain that is unbearable.”
new favourite activity: reading tolkien fics while eating black tea cake. 10/10 totally recommend very hobbitish feeling it's like I'm one of the hobbit children gathered around mr bilbo to hear about his Adventure
plot bunny Modern AU where jin ling invites the juniors home and they’re all scared to meet his terrifying uncle. Surprisingly, said uncle also has people over
“I’m friends with jiang cheng”
“impossible, jiujiu doesn’t have friends”
turns out it’s nhs, jiujiu’s old friend from school, and wwx, (one of) jin ling’s estranged uncle(s). And basically they both see how nervous the other juniors are and are just like “??? It’s just Jiang cheng??” So to lighten the mood they start to tell increasingly ridiculous and embarrassing (and true) stories about what they and Jiang cheng used to get up to in school. Story by story Jiang cheng’s scary image starts to crack and eventually just falls of completely when he starts to retaliate by telling of how embarrassing wwx and lwj used to be about each other and how “obvious” it was that they both liked each other and still do. At this point wwx has an epiphany and panics to find some portable speakers so that he can go recreate the Say Anything boombox scene with wuji.mp3. Ozz and jingyi get really into the “go to him”-mood.
more stories are told and somehow it ends with sangcheng, lingyi, and wangxian happening + they’re now Officially Jiujiu Approved friends and everyone’s happy. The juniors are welcome over anytime they like and everyone’s gained new friends by the end of the evening
anyways the fic would be called (Tales of) Jiujiu’s Bizarre Adventures
vilka själlösa stackare kände behovet av att rösta på Marcus och Martinus? Är allt bra där hemma?
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the whole xuanwu cave-incident is fucking insane if considered from LWJ’s POV, like 1. his absent father dies 2. his home is attacked and burned 3. his brother flees and goes missing, with no way to contact him or make sure he’s ok 4. he’s captured and they break his leg 5. he’s forced to walk on said broken leg for long stretches of time, and it never gets medically treated 6. he’s almost eaten by a fucking tortoise, 7. so now he’s suffering blood-loss and risks infection as well 8. and now he’s trapped in a cave without food, alone with his oblivious crush 9. who keeps undressing both LWJ and himself no wonder he bit him
Those 33 heavenly officials: the risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math