#fretzle

1. What is your favorite kind of juice?

Beetlejuice.

2. If you could have a whole bag of just one Skittles flavor, which one would it be?

The red ones.

3. What is your dream job (or one of them)?

Novelist.

4. What is the worst part of your current job?

When kids throw tantrums and tell me they hate me.

5. What is a show you could never get sick of, no matter how many times you’ve seen the reruns?

Poltergeist: the Legacy.

6. What is your favorite sport to watch? Play? 

Ice skating/beach volleyball.

7. What kinds of pets have you owned?

A German Shepherd/Irish setter mix named Molly, a black cat named Jenny Linsky (my icon), and a seal-point Siamese named Nala. All dead, now.

8. What is always in your fridge?

Ice.

9. In what position do you usually sleep?

An uncomfortable one.

10. Name one of your habits.

Chewing my nails.

11. What is something that you want to better about yourself?

Get the fuck rid of my depressive anxiety.

12. What always makes you laugh?

"Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Big bag of weed?"

New questions:

1. What the fuck are you eating?

2. Why the fuck are you eating it?

3. Oh, you're not eating? Why the fuck not?

4. What the fuck are you doing this weekend?

5. Who the fuck is your favorite fucking actor?

6. Why the fuck are /they/ your favorite?

7. Isn't it fucking exciting that RDJ signed for two new Avengers films?

8. How fucking late will you stay up?

9. How much fucking coffee did you have today?

10. What do you do when some dumb fuck tries to pick on you?

11. Who's the fucking hottest fictional character?

Cat is better. Mum is beating me with the cat's tail.

I was tagged by; secretlytoni-futureavenger

My questions:

Cats, Dogs, or Other?

Cats. Specifically, Siamese cats because they are royalty and know it and treat humans like the peasants they are.

Zodiac Sign?

Leo, the lion. I like lions. On the Chinese zodiac, I’m a Dog.

What show(s) are you in the middle of watching?

Rewatching season one of Merlin to remember the good times. I’m perpetually trying to finish Earth’s Mightiest Heroes but always get distracted.

Favorite band(s)?

The Beatles. The Clash. Eluveitie. Green Day.

If you could get a tattoo of anything anywhere what would it be and where?

A phoenix on my left forearm, a rose behind my right ear, a sword across the back of my neck, a wolf print behind my left ear, EQUALITY on my upper right arm, and God from God/Light from Light on my upper left arm (strangely, even when I was atheist, I wanted that one because it’s always sounded weirdly mystical to me). Obviously, I have this all planned out.

What would you want for a Superpower?

I’d like to be an empath, to sense what other people are feeling. It would help me understand the context for conversations.

If you could go anywhere right now where would it be?

Toni’s house.

If you had the time and patience, how high could you count?

With patience? Pretty high. I don’t know. I’ve never tried.

Favorite celebrities?

Viggo Mortensen. RDJ. Mark Ruffalo. Carrie Fisher. Scarlett Johansson. John Green.

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

Now you’re making my head hurt.

If crime doesn’t pay, does that make me a Criminal? (Cuz I don’t get paid. Getit?) 

No, it makes whoever’s withholding money from you a criminal. OOOOOH

  New questions:

1.      Do you think long-distance relationships can work?

2.      Chocolate or cheese?

3.      Do you think literally baby-sitting is appropriate if the child is annoying?

4.      Have you ever loved an article of clothing so much that you wore it until it literally wore out?

5.      What is your least favorite word?

6.      Do you like snow?

7.      What is your favorite Disney animation?

8.      What is your favorite board game?

9.      Who is the Prime Minister of the UK RIGHT NOW?

10.  If you could change your eye color at will, what color would your eyes be now?