France Has Its Own FBI?
When most people hear “federal crime-fighting agency,” their mind jumps to the Americans and their FBI. Hollywood has hammered that image into us: suits, sunglasses, crime labs, big takedowns.
Here’s something you might not know: the French have their own FBI-style agency, and it’s been around for over a century. It’s called the DCPJ (Direction Centrale de la Police Judiciaire).
Created in 1907, the DCPJ has been France’s sword against organised crime, terrorism, drug cartels, financial fraud, and cybercrime. They’re the ones who step in when crimes are too big for the local police to handle murders, kidnappings, corruption, major terror plots. Sounds familiar? It’s basically the French FBI.
The Americans love their FBI. They glorify it, they show it off, they fund it. The French? They keep theirs quiet, efficient, and deadly serious. Meanwhile, what do we in Britain do? We downplay our own institutions, ridicule them in the press, and tie their hands with endless red tape.
Think about it:
We’ve got MI5, brilliant intelligence officers who quietly protect us, yet the public barely knows what they do.
We’ve got Scotland Yard, once respected worldwide, now undermined by politics, “woke” policing priorities, and budget cuts.
We’ve got a proud history of policing by consent—but where’s the bold celebration of British law enforcement excellence?
Instead of giving them teeth, we constantly kick them. Instead of trusting them to defend us, we drown them in bureaucracy. Meanwhile, France and America let their law enforcement agencies get on with the job.
France having its own FBI shows that even our continental neighbours know the value of strong, centralised law enforcement. But here in Britain, we’re too busy appeasing criminals, tying the police down with paperwork, and worrying about “optics.” We’ve forgotten what real law and order actually looks like.
Yes, France has its own FBI. It’s called the DCPJ. They fight the big fights: terrorism, organised crime, corruption. The French know the world is dangerous, and they act accordingly. Meanwhile, Britain dithers, undermines its own forces, and wonders why people don’t feel safe walking home at night.
If the French can manage a strong law enforcement identity, and the Americans practically worship theirs, then why on earth can’t we Brits start respecting and strengthening our own?
