#freemanvoicemail

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VetExpert: [Thank you for your compliment.]

BlueShift: “Aw, shucks. You fellas are also sweet.”

DFree: “That’s what everyone in my streams said to me, so I know and thanks.”

WayneTV: *nervous laughs* “Gee, never thought I hear that outside fanmails...”

GorgeousMan: “I already know that fact, so no need for a reminder, cutie-pie~”

Hawkeye01: *stutters* “F-FUCK, YOU MAKING ME LOSE MY COOL!!! But...thanks.”

YOU GOT VOICEMAIL (1)

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VetExpert: [I fucking knew it.]

VetExpert: [Barney, you owe me twenty dollars.]

BlueShift: “WAIT, FOR REAL?! BOTH OF THEM ARE BOYFRIE-”

*Sounds of desk and chairs crashing, followed by pained grunts and panicked yelling*

DFree: “NO WE’RE NOT TOGETHER WE’RE BUDDIES!!!”

DFree: “NIE, HELP ME DISPOSE THEIR BODIES PLEASE-”

YOU GOT VOICEMAIL (1)

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DFree: “Good news; he’s finally calmed down after Nie managed to call Admin.”

DFree: “Our stuff is still mostly intact, fortunately.”

WayneTY: *pained groans* “What...the hell happened?”

Hawkeye01: “You’d gone apeshit, that’s what I know.”

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DFree: “Uhhh, this is Dean, hiding in the toilet with Nie and Barnes, bringing you a breaking news about Wayne has finally lost his mind and now goes rampant.”

DFree: “Ross and John were trying their best, but let’s just say they’re now passed out on the floor.”

DFree: “It might take a while for him to calm down, though.”

IRARhythmMaster: “Benrey’s prank really scarred him, huh?”

YOU GOT VOICEMAIL (1)

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*Sound of pure chaos. Just chaos. Wayne screams the loudest.*

BlueShift: “WAIT, JOHN, DON’T YOU USE THE CROW-”

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D0G: “...Uh, Barn? Is this normal?”

BlueShift: “Yep. This is normal.”

D0G: “They froze in their tracks and I swear they’re not breathing.”

BlueShift: “Don’t worry, they’re only malfunction for a bit.”

D0G: “...Malfunction?”

BlueShift: “It happens when someone called them Gordon when all five of them in one room, don’t worry about it.”

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BlueShift: “Oh, he’s been with us since he was about 10 years old and now he’s our annoying adopted lil brother.”

IRARhythmMaster: “...He’s unstoppable on 1st April, that’s what I know.”

YOU GOT VOICEMAIL (1)

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VetExpert: [Wait, no, don’t say tha-]

WayneTV: “GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I SWEAR IF IT’S HIM AGAIN I WILL-*