#free2ample

“i thought you ADDISONS hated the deep dark web?” donor yells from the other end of his shop, “or are you here for other reasons? i don’t know what the FUCK happened to spamton.” that could’ve easily been a lie, would he tell? nope. donor was indeed the devil here. 

Bluford Tea: Bright blue, this tea has a bold blue raspberry flavor to it. It gives a feeling of trying to reach out to someone you haven't seen in a long time, but just not making it in time.

Maybe this time will be different?

"Spamton, you seem.. different. Is that a new brooch?" He's getting a distinctive feeling that the heart he sees is not in fact a fancy little pin, but he also generally gets a bad feeling about the object in the first place so he's hesitant to directly ask about it.

For a second, Spamton is tempted to make a snarky comment about how he’s changed a lot since the other Addisons abandoned him, but he bites his tongue. Making enemies isn’t exactly a good idea right now, and if Bluford has reached out, he may as well listen. 

“IT’S... IT’S... A [[HeartShapedObject]] . VERY RARE!! [One Of A Kind] !!”