#freddyfczbear

"I mean, it's not the worst I've ever seen." And not the best, either! But he'd done this when he was a kid, hadn't he? Taken a whole roll of toilet paper and just... shredded it and left it on the toilet floor? He'd definitely done that. Right? It just proves a point, really: working customer service will straighten you out right quick. ( The adult equivalent of shredding some toilet roll is refusing to fold your laundry. It's about chaos, and the accumulation of mess. He hasn't folded his laundry in years; it's on an endless loop of washer-dryer-chair. )

@freddyfczbear

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Freddy shut his eyes, inhaling through his nose; his hands were held up in front of him.

“You are a version of me that has a drastically different design, looks way shinier and like a more advanced model, and… can be wild and unpredictable sometimes, if something makes you mad. I-I think.”

The brown bear paused and blinked, one eyebrow lifting. “You’re called ‘Funtime’ Freddy, right?” he asked. “…it’s-… it might be unrelated to your name, but d’you know… how I got here…?”

@freddyfczbear in his lovely canon-divergence lol please help him Funny-Fred he’s so confused

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there was a faint mechanical clicking as his faceplates readjusted themselves at the sight of the new animatronic- a bear! like him! even with a silly top hat and tie! but he didn't have a bon-bon, so funtime freddy was special, because he did have a bon-bon!

"welp, when you put it that way, it sounds reallllly weird!" a distorted warbling laugh came from the speaker on his chest.

"but as to how you got here? nope! nada! no idea whatsoever!" he scratched his chin in though with one of his fingers and bon-bon did the same, tapping his cheek with one of his paws.

"maybe our creator saw you and liked you! so he took you away to join our circus!"

a pause.