#freddie thread.

୧ ‧₊˚ 🍓 ⋅ ☆ "now let me get this straight," freddie put both hands out as if to calm himself down. "you're telling me that they won't put the rabbits in their enclosure while we're at the zoo? what if they hop on me? what if i somehow become some rabbit overlord? i want all the animals locked up for their safety... not mine!" a lie—freddie was absolutely terrified of most, if not all, animals. anything with more than two legs? he was gone. all you'd be able to see is the outline of his shadow. / @duedrops

˖ ࣪ . 🧸 ࿐ ♡ ˚ .  "nice book," freddie struck up conversation with the stranger, sitting down beside them in the library and putting his hands at the back of his head. "too bad it was plagiarised. by the dictionary." voice grew louder towards the end, leading to him being shushed by the librarian a few tables over—he was only at the library because his sister didn't pay the internet bill. she kept calling it a punishment, at least until he apologised for breaking her ant colony in her bed. he couldn't tell you how the events lead up to it. / @allbettr

˖ ࣪ . 🧸 ࿐ ♡ ˚ .  "and while we're on the topic, i want you to know, one time when you were mad at me, i went out into the rain and filmed a six hour video of me dancing. 'cept there wasn't any rain... it was me standing under the hose pipe that jiwoo was holding." / @luvticon

"do you think cows like being called cows? i called someone a cow once and i ended up with a black eye... do you think udder... i mean, other, mooing animals fight when they call each other cows?" / @lunarfilm

"you never did tell me what the '69' in your twitter bio meant after we met each other, you promised you would if i did all that stuff for you..." / @cinnamcroll

"what is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit?" freddie paused for a moment, holding onto the other's forearm. "what does dimwit mean again?" / @thervnaways

"and if i tell you to lemony on my snicket until there's an unfortunate event, what would you take that as?" / @cinnamcroll