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Day 217: I find myself both amused and disappointed in my own thoughts. Part of me looks at the number 217 and thinks, “Yes! Let’s shoot for a full year of the Unintentional Fashion Blog!” And the other part of me thinks, “Why would you hope that you own a year’s worth of clothing? That seems excessive and unnecessary…”

I guess only time will tell (although, based on the remaining amount of tagged hangers, it’s looking like it will be around the year mark).

Anyways, back to today. At first glance, you might think that I am wearing a Louis Vuitton printed shirt. This pattern is reminiscent of the designer brand. However, this is actually a band shirt. It features golden records and the letters GCH. It’s a Gym Class Hero shirt that I got about 10 years ago at one of their shows. I find this shirt to be ridiculously cute. In that, I mean that it’s somehow not cute, but I love it anyways. With it, I am also wearing my Fred David sweater that my mom gave to me, my DG gold glasses, my black yoga pants from Forever 21, and my black flip flops that my grandma gave to me.

Time for errands and things!

Fred David, French Team Blacksheep member, made a short video of his adventures on the North Shore this Winter.His accent is sooooo hot right now.

Team Blacksheep member and the most winningest bodysurfer to date Fred David and I met on a faithful day back in 2008, it was early February if my memory serves me correctly. I believe it was an important encounter and Fred shares my thoughts. He even went so far as to tattoo the date and my mustache onto his body to commemorate that day.

Now if you ask me, that's a bit extreme, but hey, who am I to judge? I'm just glad to have my mark on the world's sexiest bodysurfer. So stocked. Check out Fred's site if you are bored: freddavid.fr

But seriously Fred's got to be one of the nicest guys and a pleasure to have out in the water. He even gave me a back massage one time when I was cramping up. That's dedication. 

Below is a photo of Mild Bill, Starky, and Sexy Jeff on the balcony of the house. It was a nightly ritual to drink slightly too much (based on how gassed we were from swimming all day) and pose with each other on the balcony, screaming obscenities to anyone that crossed our paths. 

 Here's the best story if you want to read it. Mel, our trusty Westside friend, cruised over to the house to kick it and parked his truck in front of the neighbors house unbeknownst to the rest of us. Our neighbor shouted at us from across the way (but he was really nice about it) "Hey one of you guys parked in front of my house. Can you please move your car?"

After a short deliberation (we had also had a few drinks) we decided it was none of us and told our neighbor to which he replied "The license plate says 'Horny for Bodysurf.' I'm pretty sure it's one of you guys." 

Below is Lewis "The Body" Bradshaw taking off on a CLOSEOUT! Lewis is a great bodysurfer, well known for his wave selection. On this particular day, Pipe was a good size, and Lewis picked this gem out of all the waves. Lucky for us, some random person was shooting and got him shooting down the face of a bomb.

Below is Fred David flying through a BROWN one. At the bottom of the wave you can see that the wave is starting to suck water off the reef and go below see level. BOOM!