Me: *playing DA Origins* Imma romance the pretty mage lady! *has god baby and gets left*....well fuck.
Me again: *playing DA2* ohhhh Anders I remember you! Imma romance him!! *watches the chantry get blown up* what the actual hell....
Me once more!: *playing DAI* not gonna romance the apostate mage nothing good ever comes of it! *talks to Solas once* son of a bitch!
After Trespasser: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHYYYYYY
Why do i do this to myself....











