#fralene

falls asleep on the couch: frank because that feels like an old man thing to do.

makes friends with the neighbors: these days, it’s marlene, because frank is too paranoid. contant vigilance, my guys.

is the adventurous eater: their favorite flavor is vanilla and their favorite meal is steak and potatoes, there is really no winner here.

hogs the covers at night: marlene and then they fight half-asleep

forgets to do the dishes: lol marlene. she’ll dry them for you, frank.

tries to surprise their partner more often: marlene, even though she likes surprises more than frank does.

leaves dirty laundry on the floor: marlene. as if augusta would allow it. she probably put frank’s dirty laundry on the floor to cause trouble.

stays up til 2 AM reading: marlene. frank is like getting up at 2am.

sings in the shower: marlene. unless frank is drunk oh gosh that must happen now. @aurorlongbottom

takes the selfies: marlene absolutely.

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