frank and gideon are the best friends to lovers ship, everyone else can go home. theyve been at least halfway in love with each other since they were seven and met at quidditch little league when gideon hit the bludger so hard and so badly it somehow broke franks nose despite being childproofed with safety spells. they had a fake bonding ceremony at age ten where gideon wore augusta longbottoms atrocious wedding dress and frank laughed so hard he threw up. when gideon started dating in fifth year and frank, feeling horribly jealous and confused, asked out alice in an attempt to feel better, she laughed in his face because everyone but them knows theyre stupidly in love with each other