#fracturelines

my questions:

1. how are you?

2. what colour underwear are you wearing?

3. would you cut your pinky finger off or punch a baby in the face? you have to pick one!!! 

4. favourite studio ghibli film?

5. what's your favourite meat to (b)eat?

6. what's your shoe size?

7. where do you see yourself in five years time? relationship/career/living situations/pets-wise, tell me eeeeeeeverything, darlings~

8. what're you reading right now?

9. pick one song to describe yourself, s'il vous plait.

10. if you were an animal, which one would you be?

11. picture of yourself juseyo ♥

heeeeeere are my answers to gab's questions:

1. favourite high school english text?

prrrrrrrrobably northanger abbey by jane austen or julius caesar by shakespeare. they were my favourites, i remember, because they were the only texts i read the entirety of :3

2. if you could change one thing you did in 2012, what would it be?

ha. hahahaha. uhm, to be honest i have no idea. maybe that time i got super un-sober and locked both me and my friend out of his house at 3am... and then we had to call a locksmith because his roommate was overseas... and i dislocated my ankle that night too... yeah probably that :\ then again, it is a fun story to tell, so maybe i'd only change it a liiiiittle bit.

3. what position do you sleep best in?

curled up like a foetus

4. favourite movie snack?

anything i don't actually buy from the cinemas. the tastiest snacks are the ones i didn't pay triple the normal price for.

5. what's the first thing that you always notice when you step outdoors?

if i have my shoes on because i tend to lose those a lot

6. someone that has inspired you?

my mumma. every day, all day, 24/7, A++, would want to be.

7. favourite horror movie?

the one that stayed with me for aaages is probably the strangers! creepy people in maks invading your home nty :( 

8. mac or pc?

oui oui i own a pc

9. you’re stuck on an island. all you have is a pair of scissors, a camera, a lifesize origami elephant, and spray on deodorant. it’s getting dark and you need shelter for the night. there are imminent storm clouds on the horizon. what do you do? 

is the island australia? because i'd probably go home and take in my laundry. but arigatou for all the presents~~~

10. what does your bedroom wall look like?

uhm one of my walls is a built in wardrobe, the other has heaps of pictures of models and people i like and funny things i find, another is pretty much my window and the other you can't really see because my desk and my clothes rack cover it hahaha

11. laaaaastly what’s one thing currently on your desk that is particularly unusual/strange/weird?

i have a thermometer on my table that's like 40cm tall the little coloured baubles inside rise and fall according to the temperature. is that unusual?? i also have like a bajillion different kinds of condoms but i mostly have them because i like the packaging.

  aaand catherine's questions:

1. what was your favourite subject in high school?

extension english II

2. what’s one technology you think will be made commercially available in twenty years?

ROBOTS!! i want it so badly to be robots, and i mean proper ones that can do things and be kind of human and speak to you kind of robots!! i want that!! would also like cloning siiighhh

3. what is your favourite smell in the whole world?

i like the smell of smoke. and the smell of clean laundry.

4. what’s one fashion trend/piece of clothing you wish you could banish from the world forever?

(haaaaaaaaaaaahahhaha catherine) i was going to say peplum but i don't know, i think i've grown rather accustomed to it. i don't really know, fashion comes and goes and it always comes full circle anyway :\ .......NO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE SHOES THAT ARE ONE SOLID PLATFORM? LIKE THEY MAKE YOU TALLER BUT THEY'RE NOT HEELS, THEY'RE JUST ONE FLAT PLATFORM UUUUUUUAGAGAGAGAGAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME THEY MAKE ME SO ANGRY I WANT TO PUNCH TITS

5. what’s the first thing you notice when you meet someone new?

butts, noses, and then maybe eyebrows :)

6. when was the last time you cried, and what was it over?

ih my god i cried two nights ago and i was watching youtube videos of soldiers coming home and surprising their families. i don't know, okay, i was just very emotional ;A;

7. favourite animated movie?

the little mermaid. i remember watching it every time i came home from school; i was obsessed. i still love it the mostest ♥

8. what’s a song you know all the lyrics to?

love you like a big schlong. also at last by etta james.

9. who is someone you absolutely loathe and why?

ooh gurl :\ to be honest, i've never really really hated anyone... i just don't have the stamina or the mentality for that kind of thing. i really don't like people who are disrespectful?? can they be my someone?

10. what is one thing you are particularly proud of? 

i'm probably most proud of my ext2 major work. i haven't written anything that length or invested myself in a project like that since then. 

11. if you owned your own tv channel, what would you call it and what would you air on a daily basis?

virginblud and it would air anime and porn and food programs. music too!!!