#fpph

Ok, so maybe my predictions weren’t too far off after all.

Well at least I was right about him.

Dear Children, if you are aware that your friend is treating another friend (or anyone for that matter) poorly and you don’t speak to them about it, you’re doing a disservice to the victim, your friend and yourself.

Ok so she clearly knows who those guys are and wants to avoid them.  I initially believed they were mobs of Ludo and were after Star but now I’m not so sure.  Either they’re after Star and FPPH is trying to protect her or they’re after FPPH and she thinks running away with Star will somehow help her escape them?  I’m not sure...

lol the arcade is full of squares.

Did she just stick her butt in Marco’s face?  She did, right?  I’m not crazy?

Aw, how come Marco doesn’t get to duck face with them?

Cartoon horse faces are weird.

I took some, uh, cold medicine a little bit ago and I can’t open my right eye anymore?  So I may have to cut this liveblog short.  On the plus side, everything is funny.

I am getting progressively more uncomfortable with her “”””sassy””” personality.  Also I think Marco’s ear is on backwards in this image.

Why is it really important to you, FPPH?  Seems like it’s more than just spending an evening with your friend.  I feel like I’m being led to believe that she’s up to no good so I prefer to believe she’s plotting something that will get Star back to Mewni because she misses her best friend.

Uh, Marco?  You have a little smiling magical disembodied horse head in your hair.

Illuminati.

Also, hey, different dress.  That bit on the front looks like a pride flag.  It’s cute and I like the darker color.  

And there she is.

I keep staring at this image and trying to come up with a coherent thought on the introduction of this character and I’m at a loss.  When I was a child I loved My Little Pony (we’re talking original 80s ponies, not this new-fangled Friendship is Magic stuff).  My favorite character was Wind Whistler.  Everyone said she was a snooty know-it-all but I also was a snooty know-it-all and I loved her.  I had kind of a rough childhood and let’s just say that what little money we had spare for toys usually went to my little brother because he was younger.  So anyway, I never had a Wind Whistler toy but I had one real My Little Pony doll and like six fakies.  I loved that real My Little Pony doll so much, even after the sun bleached her mane from pink to white and her tulips faded to almost nothing and I kept her in a special place on my dresser as I grew up.  One day when I was in my mid-to-late-teens I came home to find that she’d fallen off the dresser and my dog had thought she was a chew toy.  Her body was demolished and all that was left was her head because apparently it was a different kind of plastic that Candy didn’t enjoy chewing on.  None of this is relevant, really, but this character, for obvious reasons, made me think of it.

*single manly tear*

Is.... is that her name?  Flying Princess Pony Head?  Do they call her FPPH (to pronounce this just eat a mouthful of saltine crackers and try to whistle) for short?

Ok I think I see where this is going.  We have an entire episode with FPPH being jealous that Star called Marco her best friend and either trying to ditch him or just generally be mean to him while Star is oblivious to anything going wrong and Marco trying good-naturedly to get along until the very end when FPPH goes overboard and Star realizes that she’s jealous and in her sweet and cheerful way explains that they’re both her best friends and everyone is happy.  Or Marco and FPPH fight to the death over Star’s affections.  

Aw, look at him stepping out of his comfort zone to make Star happy and keeping a smile on his face.  Good job, Marco.

Mmhmm, you don’t have to have just one meaningful relationship in your life. 

Kids, don’t put scissors in your mouth.

Marco blushing caught on tape.

But why? At star? At pony head? Just because he’s laughing? At how fucking stupid they look?