#fourth thing here

So to anyone who doesn't know what an identity crisis is Lucky bastard An identity crisis is when someone loses their sense of self, or realises they never had one to begin with, etc etc.

I think I may have just found if not the ultimate then at least a very good solution. Do mind, this is spawned by the autistic mind of a whackjob who thinks cannibalism is the answer and this may be offensive.

Basically, instead of trying to grab a hold of that mystical, ethereal sense of self that usually occurs as a possible solution, trying to base it off of the physical stuff, may be a better answer.

Let's say we have a toaster. If we want to identify this toaster we aren't going to peer inside its metal interior for a soul.

We're going to check things such as where it was manufactured? (Birthplace), what is its make? (Body type), what is its brand? (Ethnicity), what is its serial number (Name), what power types is it compatible with? (Gender orientation stuff), what are its features, does it struggle with or simply does not have certain capabilities? (Disabilities), etcetera.

If you wanted to find a specific toaster, then you would use qualities like these. You wouldn't go around asking for the toaster's vibe.

If you aren't sure about certain things, find out!

Not sure what power types the toaster is compatible with? Plug it into different power sources and see what turns it on! What makes it explode! Maybe it runs off of batteries?

Not sure where to begin? Get it appraised! Go to different people! Ask them if they know what sort of make the toaster is, take a look at what brands it could be from, so on!

Cause in the end, if you spend your whole life prodding around inside the circuit board, you may never end up, actually making toast.