#fossils response

Say certain winners are could have actually gone either way, but are tapped as Winners specifically to be recruited as executioner since the job isn't really something that the average winner has the stomach for...

Except...first purge he's a part of he just deserts. Stays in Hell. Maybe he ran into Rosey and said fuck it. Maybe he ran into Vox and this is a past murder media au.

Whatever reason he just stays in hell and buries his Angel weapon away.

So, funny you send me this. I was making a Carnage/Executioner Angel idea but am not too concrete on it. So I wasn't going to post it. But it's close enough to this idea. That you might like it. Sorry if it isn't close enough from your prompt.

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Alastor was meant to become a Winner when he died.

Specifically, there was a sect of Winners, driven by a deep sense of justice, called Executioners. They've existed since mankind became more wide spread. Exorcist Angels are a type of Heaven-Born based off of these Winners. They are the type of Angel that gets the dirty job done to protect the innocent. They are sent down to Earth, alongside Guardian and Cherub Angels, to protect humans and act as managers for the Heaven-Born. They refuse to go to Hell to execute potentially redeemable Souls, because they only hunt the absolute worst. And trying to force human Souls to do something they don't want to?Especially something they view as a Sin? Isn't something the Seraphim can press on. Because all it takes is threatening to tell all the other Winners that Heaven wants to execute their family members for prostitution, drug addiction, eating disorders, mental health issues (especially ones that couldn't be helped or treated during their time periods), and other such possibility redeemable Souls that prevent the Executioners from being used as tools.

They were generally governed by Raguel, the Arch Angel of Justice, number 6, Spirit of Vengeance and Redemption, he who casts out and keeps in check Fallen Angels and Demons. The Executioner Winners have six wings, to mimic the Arch Angel. Though they usually only ever show their modesty sets (ones that cover the face and ones that cover the pelvis and feet), not their flying set (center of back). Said wings tend towards raptor or birds of prey.

Each are Chimera. Not one type of animal and an object/concept, like regular Winners or Sinners. Much like Overlords, the more powerful, the more mixed they are. Tending to cap around three animals, the most favorable being sky, sea, and land attributes. Though, for those of extreme power, usually Saints that became Executioner types, they may have four or five animal attributes and more than one item/concept. The best is seen as one of sky, one of sea, and two of the land -prey type and predator type-, some thing between land/sea/sky, with at least one concept or base power in the universal foundations. (i.e. elemental, state of matter, or at least not human made.)

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Alastor has no idea he would have been an Angel.

A Winner.

But an Executioner is unable to reject their nature. Even a technically Fallen one. So he hunts in Hell the truly irredeemable and ends them. Before him, there was no one that could permanently end a human Soul in Hell. Except maybe the Fallen Angel King and his Nephilim Daughter.

He's a deer, with tentacles and radio tower antlers. He's theoretically not that strong. Especially since he never had the chance to activate his sky attributes one would get upon waking in Heaven. Of course Alastor, without knowing, would train himself to manipulate Electro Magnetic Ray Wave Lengths. Far more powerful than most concepts you'd hear about. And as his powers develop, it becomes clear to him that his shadow 'tentacles' are like that of cephalopods limbs. He also has the ability to give a boost in power to those he has contracts with. He also has Executioner markings in his hair.

Rosie just knew his Soul was unique. The part of the deal that keeps Alastor in Hell, as a Sinner, is that he specifically said he wanted to "continue [his] fun". (Which he wouldn't be able to do in Heaven anyways and would have been sent to Earth.) This is the part that makes their deal valid, even when he's not the strongest Sinner in Hell. Both parts have to be null for his contract to break.

Thing is, Adam knows what an Executioner looks like. Knows what their Souls and power feel like. He based the Exorcists off them because of how badass they are! Which leads to Adam asking WTF an Angel is doing in Hell, while fighting Alastor. Alastor has no clue what he means. And Adam keeps yapping about how he knows Alastor's Angel type is all about redemption and vengeance, but he can't seriously think the Hotel will work, right?!?! Adam originally wanted to injury Alastor, kill the other Hotel residents and the Princess, and take Alastor back to Heaven.

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Vox's heart stops looking at a very familiar pair of red deer ears. There's someone standing in the lobby of Vee Tower who looks so achingly familiar at first glance.

On a second glance, it's not him. It's not Alastor.

There's a tall woman, long red hair held back from her face by a teal headband that helps keep her bangs in the correct position. Deer ears lightly flicking in boredom. Little antlers peeking up between the pair. She's wearing a black turtleneck with an extra long lab coat thrown over. The very bottom, where it hit the back of her knees, was tattered and lightly stained with splotches of brown and red. She worn a pair of long teal palazzo pants that matched her headband, barely revealing a pair black of high heeled boots. Pens in her breast pocket and a badge from a different company that he's pretty sure is for the medical field.

Zipping over with what was probably more enthusiasm than he usually has with potential new hires could easily be overlooked. But who could blame him? This chick looks like Alastor! The Radio Demon! If she wants a job, he'll find one for her working strictly under him.

"He-llo young lady. Welcome to Vee Tower. Are you here for a job?" Getting a close up look just revealed how similar she was to the other Deer Demon he knew. Same red nails. Same grey skin. Same gold teeth. Same smile! The eyes are almost there, but her cornea is real blue-green instead of her having the same red on red Alastor had. She had thicker version of his red eyelashes, as well. "Because, lucky for you, we're hiring in many fields right now!"

"Oh?" She had a smooth voice with a slight flair to it he couldn't place. Her smile stretched out as her eyes lidded from being squished by her cheeks. "Well hello to you as well, sir. I'm not looking for a job at this point. I am actually waiting for someone. I apologize for loitering, but I'll only be a few min-."

"Jazz?" He heard his assistant, Ethan, call out.

The stunning woman's neck snapped as it turned towards the other man. He smile stretching even more as her eyes filled with mania.

"Ethan! There you are. You told me you're hours ended at 6:30 today, but it's almost 7.”

"I am so sorry. I had some stuff I needed to double check would run smoothly. I didn't want our date to get interrupted." Ethan gave a wobbly smile in clear infatuation.

"Well, it's a good thing the reservation is for 9. We'll have enough time to get changed and get to Cannibal Town. I can't wait for you to meet my Papa. He's excited to meet you!"

"Ha. Ha-ha." The eel choked out from a strained smile that dropped in fear. "That feels like a death threat at this point."

"Oh come on. He'll love you the moment he realizes how much you care about me. I don't see why you're so stressed. Oh! And don't forget that my younger siblings are coming too. So try not to cut yourself on anything."

"Aren't they sharks?" Ethan gulped as the woman's, Jazz's, smile somehow gets even bigger, green stitches revealing themselves and threatening to snap. "Of course. You know why, even if I do get cannibalized, it's not permanent."

"Don't worry, they know I'm the only one that can take a bite."

"I think that might make your dad want to kill me more."

Crack idea.

Before Vox asks to be friends and business partners, him and Alastor got really drunk. He confesses his feeling and how much he loves the deer, and they had sex. (Non-sex repulsed Asexual Alastor.) Alastor remembers but doesn't know if Vox does. So Alastor is in this limbo of waiting for Vox to confess. Which is why being friendzoned made him crash out.

Come to find out, he's pregnant and fucking terrified. How the fuck? This should be impossible.

Because there's no access to baby items or healthcare in the Pride Ring, and he's a Sinner that can't go to the lower Rings. He gives birth to a mermaid purse, so he puts them in his bayou, hoping that there was enough algae for oxygen and water flow while trying to sustain them on his powers.

He catches a hammer head shark Hellborn who was in Pride and says that he wants to make a deal.

Hammer head is absolutely terrified, agrees to answer questions for his freedom, until Alastor starts asking question. Like, on what a shark Hellborn baby would need. And how to take care of a mermaid purse. Asking about commerce, how to buy items from the lower Rings, healthcare, and schooling for Hellborn. To which the shark asks if the Sinner was left with a shark Hellborn. To which Alastor tells him that he gave birth to one, and the father cut and run before that. And he wants to be able to provide for his kid.

The Hellborn was literally raised in a mob mentality, family and protecting your people is super important, so he offers to help. As long as Alastor has the cash to pay for the items, he can go down and get them. If the kid needs healthcare and Alastor can pay, he'll get a doctor or nurse to make a home visit. He, and the other loan sharks, can help teach him to take care of a shark/shark adjacent Demon.

This results in Alastor getting a community of people to help him.

(Chaz is on thin ice for flirting with him and being a general gross person. He's not welcome to the cook outs and no one tells him shit. Keep him away from Alastor and the kid.)

Alastor is brought in to their family to see how shark Hellborn children are raised. He becomes friends with the female sharks, who are all bigger and stronger than their male counter parts. They initially thought it was strange that this one was to become a mother, but then they see Kaiju Alastor and are trying to figure out how to get him a nice husband. Clearly, the male sharks are going to find him hot. Alastor even becomes an uncle to a lot of the little kids, also being trusted enough to babysit now and again. Especially with the clean, highly oxygenated, water in his bayou.

Baby girl hatches to a bunch of aunties and uncles and cousins. She's able to go to the lower Rings and is sent there occasionally to play with other Hellborn children while he gets a break. He watches over the other kids multiple times to give their poor mothers a break.

Her name is Alienor, for mercy. And to match Alastor.

She has a helmet like head with a screen face. Three metal parts on her face that look kinda like fins and kinda like prongs. The ones on either side of her face, attached from her cheekbone area, protect and conceal her transmitter and receiver antennas. While the one in the center looks like a nose and also the dorsal fin, acts like the ampullae of Lorenzini that sharks have (a biological electromagnetic antenna of jelly and fat). Dark grey, almost black, skin. Blue-white fur on her arms, legs, and back, to match Alastor's black fur patterns, that seemed to glow. Born with stubble of optical fiber; little dots on the ends of barely there transparent strands that were a glowing blue-white. The lower body of a deer with the tail of the thresher shark. The tail was 5 feet long. And she was already rolling herself over and trying to get her legs under her. Like a fawn.

"You know. Thresher sharks are supposed to be hatched while still in the mother and born live. But uh, I understand why your body couldn't handle that. She's seven feet long, and you're nine feet tall?"

"I'm very thankful I didn't have to give birth to that. She's already as tall as her sperm donor."

"Yeah. Uh. And her actual main body is probably going to be as tall as, or taller, than yours. Cause she's a female shark. And thresher are pretty long, her tail is already as long as a Common Thresher pup's body. And they get up to 20 feet long. That is not even touching that fact that she might have your kaiju form. Or the fact that she's not just a thresher, but mix of shark traits from different species. I think she has the venomous spines of a Dogfish shark. And she has bioluminescence. Like, she has so many different shark features, it feels like someone tried to create the ultimate killer."

"Well Lee, we'll just have to see where this leads us. Would you do me the honor of being my daughter's godfather?"

"O-oh. I'm going to be real with you: I'm going to cry."

"Okay? That's still not an answer."

"Of fu- of course! Of course I'll be her Godfather."

"Nice catch. And good. You get to give her her middle name."

"Uh. Dah-dang, I wish ya asked me sooner. I could have looked for some good baby names!"

"Just say the first thing off the top of your head."

"Megan."

"Oh har har, you already have dad jokes? Going to call her Meg, for Megalodon? Huh, Finley?" Alastor was giving the Hammerhead a shit eating grin, already writing Megan down after Aliénor.

"Ha! No." Lee wiped his eyes from tears with one arm, while still cradling the fawn/pup in the other. "It means 'little pearl'. Prescious treasure. Beautiful and rare beyond all value. The tears of nymphs, mermaids, and Aphrodite. Or Venus, if you want to go Roman."

Alastor looks at him in surprise. Lee can't help but be flushed at the attention. He knows that Alastor isn't in the know of why the name was so important. Finley could only tell part of the reason.

"It's an old name for us. For the aquatic type Hellborn. While Succubus, Incubus, and Concubus all want to be associated with Lilith's beauty, the aquatic type Hellborn tend to favor Lucifer. The morning star. The planet Venus. Inhuman beauty. One of God's most beautiful creations. Who was strong and cunning. Could make you the most faithful believer in God, or turn you away from that light with his own brilliance. Temptation, damnation, and the one to rule above us all here in Hell."

For now, this was all he would reveal. He wasn't brave enough yet to tell Alastor the other reason the name was so important.

"That's- beautiful." Alastor's voice was hushed. His eyes and smile soft. "Thank you."

"No. Thank you. For kidnapping me. For letting me help. For becoming part of our community and family. For this." He gestures towards the baby sleeping in his arms, tail dragging on the floor.

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Warning for anyone who doesn't already know: I write and draw Alastor as Agender Demifluid. Men can wear dresses. Women can wear suits. If you don't like it, please block.

Here's an idea dump of AU I want to write or expand, but don't have the time or spoons to do so. I have more written for this, but I'm work shopping it.

Soul Eater Cross Over.

Weapons aren't just super rare, they all are sent to purgatory when they die. This is so they can later be used by Nephilim or their Meisters to be sent to battle. Grooming them for the Rapture, but also in case Hell tries to lead a rebellion.

Human Souls are immortal, and cannot be destroyed by anyone other than God. Next to no one knows this, even among the Seraphim and Heaven's Council. Speaker of God and Azrael are the only ones, other than the Weapons themselves. And the Weapons have a bad opinion on most of Heaven. Especially the debates on if it was worth it to become a Death Scythe. Especially as Heaven wants Death Scythe to exist, seeing as that's the only way a true Angel (Not a Winner or Nephilim) can use the Weapon. An Angel trying to handle a regular Artificial/Demon Weapon ends up getting burned from the frequency of a human Soul, especially since their Grace can't meld with the Soul. Becoming a Death Scythe gives a Weapon their own Grace.

To become a Death Scythe, the Weapon must devour the Sin and Madness of 99 Kishin and the magic of one Witch's Soul. Unless the Weapon or Meister is a Witch. If the Meister is a Witch, Heaven will be in disfavour. While if the Weapon is a Witch, it's like getting a two-for-one deal. This is because no one other than the Witch Meister can activate the Weapon in this instance.

Angelic Steel simply makes a Soul go into the cycle of rebirth. Artificial/Demon Weapons are different in that they cut away and devour the Sin and Madness in the Soul when they send them to the cycle of rebirth.

Weapons are hostile towards even the thought of something separating them from their Miesters.

This means that there's next to no one in Hell that knows there are Soul Weapons.

Alastor is an arming sword. When he Resonates, he becomes a giant great sword on fire from Soul flames. He was taught about his abilities by a Weapon who was touring the area for a serial killer turned Kishin.

He found out about Meisters and immediately went yuck. He doesn't trust anyone with his Soul and 100% just wields himself.

His deal with Rosie was a way to go to Hell, because he didn't want to be forced to choose a Meister or be used as a tool by Heaven. His deals with others, i.e. Husk and Nifty, allow him not just to give a fraction of his power but to also allow them to wield him for a short period, acting as a temporary Meister. This prevents him from being forced to bond or tie his Soul to someone else's. Husk and Nifty are the only ones who know of his Weapon form, because he had tested his deals for the purpose of temporary Meisters under his control.

He thought he had found an actual Meister in Vox. The man's Soul could alter frequency, due to being a TV, and match his frequency. He didn't realize the man wasn't just a Sinner and serial killer, but almost a Kishin, until Vox revealed his Soul when asking for their deal. The deal itself was betrayal, given it seemed the man only wanted him for power. (And the fact the man hadn't even considered them friends by this point.) Alastor feels disgusted with the idea of having brushed his Soul with the other when they were dancing, laughing, fighting side by side- he feels disgusted with himself for believing he had found his Soul's match.

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His deal with Charlie is slightly changed.

He still asks for one favor. But, he also asks to be trusted as her shield and sword, when they enter the battlefield. She doesn't understand this part, but agreed.

He fights against Adam and still nearly dies, retreating into the shadows to get away. But when Adam mocks Charlie, and she calls the Sinner's her family, Alastor's shadows crawl up her, to her hand, and she's wielding a sword all of a sudden. And she hears Alastor in her head, sees his eyes in the reflection of the blade, and suddenly understands what the deal ment.

And the feeling of a piano playing vibrated through her Soul.

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Lucifer had to pause when he came to join the fight. The scene before him was just too unbelievable. At first, he thought Micheal himself had come down to beat Adam's ass. You know, seeing as there was an Arch Angel with a flaming sword wielding the weapon like it was made for them.

But, nope.

That's Charlie!!!

In a white Chitin with red lace details that looked like feathers. Real feather, on six wings, matching her attire. Matching him. Pale golden hair whipping about like ribbons left to the whims of a storm. Red and white eyes fierce in the light of her own halo. Said halo a crown on her brow, somewhere between antlers and branches, highlighted her horns. Giant great sword swung about as if it weighed nothing. Her form moving easily with a blade, larger than her body, in a dance of violence.

Like she was born to draw blood.

Iridescent fire licked her hands, but never burned. The gold gilded hilt fit like this was her destiny.

She didn't even need to cut through Adam, in the end. When she saw Vaggie being attacked she kicked the first man into a crater and dived the mask less Exorcist, tossing her away.

"Go." The Nephilim intoned, lodging the great sword into the ground and perching a knee on the guard of the weapon. One hand still on the hilt while the other rested on the pummel. "You will not take more from me. Not unless you wish to pay, pound for pound, in blood."

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The great sword turns into an unassuming arming sword. Charlie makes a leather sheath with a belt to carry Alastor on her hip.

Nifty still gets to kill Adam.

When asked where she got the sword, she says Alastor. Vaggi recognizes that it's an Artificial Weapon and privately talks with Charlie later, who confirms. She also states that Alastor isn't coming out because he's injured. Only Charlie and Vaggi know that Alastor is the blade. Other than Husk and Nifty, but they figured if Alastor was staying as a sword it was for a reason.

Lucifer obviously wants to hold the sword, but Charlie has to tell him she's worried it would hurt him.

When Alastor pops back up at the hotel, not many realized why Charlie wasn't carrying her sword around.

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So, I was making an AU of my AU on Haruno Sakura reincarnating into Alastor. It was a version in which she didn't drag Naruto and Sasuke's Souls with her to be reborn. So Alastor gets all the memories of these two people a past version of him loved and trusted with his life.

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Vox didn't remind Alastor of Sasuke immediately. It was small things, building up. His selfishness when it came to anyone he didn't care about. His hunger for power. His electricity. Eventually, his swirling eye. Then the deal. The betrayal of being used. Alastor thinking that Vox didn't even see him as a friend by this point, despite thinking they both were kinda dating. And that Vox only wanted to keep him around for power, to eventually rule Hell. As if that's anywhere near want Alastor would want.

(And it feels like when Sasuke left the village. When he kept running away, despite the fact Sakura and Naruto would have done anything for him. She won't let her heart be broken like that again. And that's why anger consumed Alastor in that moment.)

And I got to him being at the hotel. Him seeing Charlie as someone similar to Naruto.

But, I realized the entire story would change, not just in this one but my og idea. Because Alastor would hear about Charlie going to talk to Heaven and be concerned.

Nay, he'd assume Heaven was setting up the next stepping stones for war with Hell.

He's suddenly got Sakura at the forefront of his mind, telling him to use every bit of training. To give his knowledge to Charlie. To priss and preen her into the courageous, brave, kind, but terrifying beast Naruto had become. To be a monster of the battle field and in the delegate's room. To make sure her golden heart has a place to break without risk of it being used against her.

And I kinda went off from there. So I'll be back, but with my ideas actually a little better fleshed out.

A few things to note.

This is eventually going to become Media Belle, with a side of Charlie's Angels and Radio Joy. Mostly QPR as the base until I'm certain on the dynamics I want. But Belle Wings is still a thing. Alastor and Vaggie become solid friends. Charlie and Vaggie are about to realize that Alastor is usually a verbal jackass, but will read his intentions through his actions and behavior.

Especially seeing as he will directly step in to help and act as an Advisor. He directly tells Charlie to consider him part of her personal Council and an Advisor, so that he can protect her with this wording. He also teaches her how to make sure the discussion keeps going and how, unless she's satisfied and has approval from both him and Vaggie, to use the two as those she must discuss with before agreeing to anything.

Alastor gets annoyed with Vaggie having only one eye and fixes it. He also gets annoyed with Angel and asks if he wants Alastor to clear him of addiction? When asked what the catch is, Alastor says that Angel needs to not get in Alastor's way. No, it's not a deal. Just let him clear your system because he's fucking sick of smelling mind control drugs. And that mind control Vox has him under as a sleeper agent gets removed as well. Sakura wasn't just a proficient healer. She was immune to genjutsu. Mind control is just a different flavor of the same party trick.

I also have this image in my head that he looks at Charlie and what she's going to wear, and goes "Nope! If you're going to be discussing Redemption and peace, you need to look like a princess of Hell." And gives her an entire make over that makes her look more similar to her mother, while also looking as if she is both an Angel and a royal. (I have a vivid image in my head. I will draw this, but it will be with paper seeing as my computer gave up on me a few months ago and my drawing tablet is a bitch.)

When Charlie comes back, it's with news that Adam wants to bring Exterminations forwards. And Alastor tells them again, that Heaven is preparing for war. And that they purposely wanted it to be Charlie to make her people not believe in her. She brings up how she mentioned her Advisor needing to be brought in on the meeting and Adam laughed at her. Alastor promises to be there the next time she goes to Heaven. Charlie tells him that is a bust, since Adam told her only Angels, and those with Angel blood, could go to Heaven (This becomes super important. Alastor gives a pointed look at Vaggie. Who later confronts him on what he knows. Only to get chewed out by Alastor for not being honest. And how he could heal more than just her eye. But only if she tells Charlie.)

He pulls her aside and offers to fully become her teacher. To train her in politics, war, delegation, as well as speech. And human hand to hand combat.

Alastor also starts making her wear different things for public events and behaving with manners, to change her image in the eyes of the people. From a naive princess to a maturing Heir of Hell. He ends up becoming a fashion designer for her.

Which becomes hilarious later when she's compared to Vox. Cause Vaggie is a moth she's dating and Alastor is their QPR PR manager and fashion designer.

Alastor makes Charlie take an active role in Pride. Mainly in infrastructure and economics. But also has her "take control" of the Overlords to have them prepare for the possibility of war.

She's far more prepared the next time. But Alastor walks with her to the portal. Where only she, Vaggie, and Alastor are. In which he reveals he was redeemed a long time ago. And becomes a Winner, who is a softer pink with brighter purple color scheme. With green and pale gold eyes. He also presents more feminine, and asks to be called Sakura like this. She/her/they/them.

When Charlie isn't the only one to arrive in Heaven, presenting a Redeemed Soul, an Ascended Demon, the Angels on the other side believe this whole thing is a scheme or trick.

I promise I'll add more to this AU, but the idea that this Alastor becomes an Advisor, General, Executioner, and Delegate was eating at me.

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In your opinion, should Starburst Gems have extra powers or abilities?

I’m thinking they have a berserker or hysteria mode like Red Diamond except it’s closer to a human’s adrenaline than whatever Alastor’s is.

That's really interesting!

But, in humans, hysterical strength is caused by the brain turning off pain receptors and letting you deal with the consequences later. There should be consequences for using this power.nMaybe they're physically more fragile afterwards? A minute of adrenaline rush leads to days, if not weeks, of recovery depending on what you did.

The power of a diamond, even in pale comparison, should nearly shatter a regular gem. Of course, real Star gems are caused by a surplus of metal. So maybe they can take the pressure for a moment, but they're at risk of cracking.

In one single, extreme, case? It caused the Gem to shatter afterwards. It was after days of fighting in Hysteria.