❝ ……You’re fuckin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hylian Royal Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the kingdom, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” eyebrow touching was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking hand. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo— ❞