SENDING IN DELLA FOR THE MEME (:
send me a ship and I’ll tell: DELLA
Who’s more dominant: well, depends on the situation but i would go with damien if he is in a mood, like in general knowing him
Who’s the cuddler: stella and damien let’s her because secretly he enjoys it too
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: like 99% of time damien is the big spoon but after the baby thing i guess stella might be the big spoon for once
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: non-sexual?? i mean… probably fighting
Who uses all the hot water: both, mostly stella though
Most trivial thing they fight over: literally everything, they fight over evERYTHING
Who does most of the cleaning: well damien is loaded so he doesn’t do cleaning, there’s stuff for that and he would most like not let stella do it either, especially now that she is pregnant
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: i guess stella, damien is not that high on tv only if it’s marvel or dc
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: come on, they live in a luxurious apartment… the heating won’t be problem
Who leaves their stuff around: both, they are messy
Who remembers to buy the milk: none of them
Who remembers anniversaries: stella, damien doesn’t care about details like that
Who cooks normally: stella?? maybe?? but i bet they just go with take out most of the time
How often do they fight: always.
What do they do when they’re away from each other: missing the other, even if it’s not always expressed and probably sending texts filled with just emojis bc why not?
Nicknames for each other: babe, baby, hun, huney, darling, love, etc… nothing too cheesy though except if they want to ridicule the other
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: damien
Who steals the covers at night: see, that’s another thing they fight over, i swear there’s hardly ever peace (except only if they find a common enemy)
What would they get each other for gifts: damien probably something very expensive while i think stella would go with something very personal
Who kissed who first: they were drunk so literally none of them remembers
Who made the first move: see above, i bet it was damien though
Who remembers things: stella (& damien if he needs it for arguing)
Who started the relationship: i’d say it was a mutual agreement
Who cusses more: damien??
What would they do if the other one was hurt: take care of each other and seek revenge
Who is the dirty talker: hahaha, both…
A head canon: we have like a million, um… ok so damien will name the pug puppy he gives as a gift to stella as gloria because he thinks the dog will be more attached to him this way
