#formulaic

duckspeak | dəkspēk |

noun    Thoughtless or formulaic speech.

Etymology duck +‎ speak, coined by George Orwell in 1949 as part of the Newspeak in his novel Nineteen Eighty-Four.

https://www.abhafoundation.org/assets/books/html/1984/37.html

As he watched the eyeless face with the jaw moving rapidly up and down, Winston had a curious feeling that this was not a real human being but some kind of dummy. It was not the man's brain that was speaking, it was his larynx. The stuff that was coming out of him consisted of words, but it was not speech in the true sense: it was a noise uttered in unconsciousness, like the quacking of a duck. [..]

'There is a word in Newspeak,' said Syme, 'I don't know whether you know it: duckspeak, to quack like a duck.“

Phineas and Ferb go to Paris with their parents, Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, Candace, Stacy, and of course Perry.

They build their usual crazy invention—this time, it’s a huge jungle gym all over Paris so that they can climb the Eiffel Tower.

Now, because of Hawk-Moth, Paris isn’t too sure what is happening, so they send Ladybug and Cat Noir to check it out.

Ladybug and Cat Noir meet Phineas and Ferb and find out that this is for fun, and not to worry, because their inventions WILL disappear by the end of the day.

Ladybug and Cat Noir leave and transform back into Marinette and Adrien. It’s a weekend, so they meet up with their friends and play on the jungle gym, cause why not.

Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet make friends with Marinette and Adrien’s friends, even if they are younger. All of them are used to strange things, even if the Tri-State area doesn’t have superheroes.

Phineas and Ferb shrug off the fact they just met superheroes and keep making the jungle gym better.

Now Dr. Doof is making his usual -inator, one that turns people into construction workers, so that he can take the Eiffel Tower back to the Tri-State Area

His -inator (in the shape of a stun gun) fell on its self-destruct button, so Hawk-Moth can now evilize him

Hawk-Moth turns Dr. Doof into “The Inventor”, which Dr. Doof turns into the “Inventor-Inator”

Now Dr. Doof’s “Construction-inator!” works, so people are turning into construction workers and taking apart the Eiffel Tower.

Perry is going crazy, trying to find Dr. Doof, and finding out that now he has actual super-villain powers.

Marinette and Adrien escape their friends and turn into Ladybug and Cat Noir

When they find Dr. Doof on a building near the Eiffel Tower, they are surprised to see a little blue Platypus with a 1940s Fedora already on the scene

All the heroes freeze

Perry calls Major Monogram and finds out that the two teens dressed as superheroes are part of Paris’s O.W.C.A, and “yes it’s strange that they’re not animals, they’re just dressed like it”

So they work together to defeat Dr. Doof

Perry is surprised at the akuma, because he couldn’t tell the difference—Dr. Doof always does strange things like this.

Ladybug’s “Miraculous Ladybug” wipes away the jungle gym—just before Candace could show her mom, of course.

Hawk-Moth wonders at Dr. Doof, who does the things he did today on a regular basis, even without an akuma.

Phineas and Ferb have to go home now, but they do agree to have a quick interview for the Ladyblog.

Once Phineas and Ferb get back to the Tri-State area, they make their own video game of Ladybug and Cat Noir.