#formula-what

HI NATALIE!!!

the dream went like this: callum, marcus (armstrong), dino (beganovic) & me are watching a race live and we're besties <3333 but our seats are really weird bc we're facing straight into a wall? you'd think that they'd afford better seats but alas. as the race start comes nearer and nearer i'm like "hey guys, aren't you supposed to be driving the cars?" in whole a great experience but i'll give it a 5/10 based on that i was watching a wall for 2 hours. oh and in the end a huge crocodile came and almost killed us

And yh I am and that’s a brilliant plan I’m gonna go text my mate ahhh

secondly a punk lesbian waitress is the woman who served me at the bar I was just at. she had short hair and like fifty million piercings that all had spikes in them and a sleeve tattoo and she was so pretty I couldn’t think straight.

Apparently she was childhood friends with one of my close friends and when they saw each other they exchanged Instagrams to keep in touch and all I could think was gaygaygayhotgaygayhot and then when I ordered a water she joked around with me and I almost passed out for a second and made a huge fool of myself. so yeah

And lastly!! I have no clue what my sexuality is!!! I would say lesbian but then daniel and Jenson exist and I’m very confused. I’m going by bi at the moment but I’ve never actually met a guy that I like so ://

oh i remember names and users pretty well, but when people change @ it’s a bit tricky.

ok bestie here’s what u’re gonna do: ask ur close friend for her insta handle, follow the punk lesbian waitress and slide into her dms! lesbians usually don’t mind. i hope u’re of age and im not being inappropriate but im assuming u are bc why on earth would u be at a bar if u’re not (well....u did ask for water 🤔) if this is too forward for u than show up at the bar and make conversation

btw it’s totally fine if u don’t label urself and there’s a bunch of bi people who have never been with both genders. sexuality is about attraction not experience!

natalie what are u saying we’ve been mutuals for more than a year and ive had this @ since 2014 give or take so literally what are u on about!!!! also what is a punk lesbian waitress this is so funny my brain can’t comprehend how these three words add up. i hope ur crush reciprocates u <3 sending u some flirty libra energy. on another note are u bi bc i kinda lost it with the whole lesbian situation moving into daniel giving u whiplash. are u confused in ur sexuality? enlighten me bestie

(I’m kidding I love you x)