Do you have any headcanons for formaggio?
La Squadra Miscellanea pt.3- Formaggio's random headcanons
This gif is so fucking funny.
'FORZA ROMAAAAAA'
Regularly watches soccer matches in sports bars
Regularly starts fights for such soccer matches in sports bar
"Senti, A PEZZO DEMMERDA! IO VENGO DA FIANO ROMANO, HA'CAPITO?! IO TO STAMPO UNA CINQUINA 'N FACCIA! VIENI FUORI, C'HO IL CRIC 'N MACCHINA T'O FACCIO VEDERE IO COME ME CHIAMO!"
Sometimes Pesci joins him. They drink a couple of beers and start to talk about sports for hours.
Pesci taught him how to perfectly roll a joint.
He never buys cigarette because he rolls his own. However, he's not a chain-smoker (unlike Prosciutto).
Formaggio has got the perfect extrovert+funny guy facade
This facade allows him to be really smooth with the girls. He makes them laugh.
Casual sex. He's also and probably one of the most "active" members in the group.
At first, Formaggio doesn't look picky or choosy regarding girls. Reality is that he specifically selects people that have a good heart or are insecure...or just naive.
Formaggio is a covert manipulator (while Illuso is more overt). Some of his victims realize this when it's too late.
Sometimes it is some of THEIR victims***
This is not the place to go into further explanations.
Just like Illuso, he's really violent and condones torture.
'Sei proprio da' a Lazio' used as an insult.
ACAB af. He hates cops.
He really, really REALLY hates cops. "CELERINO FIGLIO DI PUTTANAAA"
Once he burnt down a police car near Trastevere with the policemen still locked inside.
Illuso thought it was hilarious.
Went to prison as a teen and since then He always kept a buzzcut.
Can actually cook a real good carbonara and Amatriciana.














