#forhan

I’m not gonna let anyone forget about this look

banana chips ftw

2 • do you wear a ring every day?

yes i do! a promise ring my gf got me

3 • would you rather wear a dress or a suit on your wedding day?

a dress for sure

4 • if you chose dress, will it be long or short?

long, disney princess style

5 • if you chose suit, will you wear a bow or a tie?

6 • have you ever wanted to be a police officer?

no i have not, respectfully

7 • favourite insect?

i love butterflies, other than that KILL THE BUGS

8 • Chinese or Indian takeout?

indian 100% (sorry babes)

9 • do you have a nut allergy?

no i do not, imagine being weak (im kidding)

10 • favorite dog breed?

i’ve always wanted to have a husky, so that

11 • if you had to dye your hair lilac purple, baby pink, or mint green, which would you choose?

lilac purpleeee, i dont wanna look like a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream and pink hair looks like cotton candy (colour and texture wise….)

12 • do you accessorise with chains?

i try! only on my neck though. i wear my gfs initial there :)

13 • how often do you cook dinner?

less often than i’d like, i wanna pick up the habit again though because i absolutely love it

14 • how do you entertain yourself while copying a long text?

im so sorry idk what this means

15 • order these things from most to least important:

16 • better too much or not enough of (thing)?

17 • what have you given up on recently?

the idea of having in person classes for my second semester :/

18 • favourite condiment for fries?

MAYO. best thing in the world, dont knock it till you try it

19 • ever had bangs?

absolutely when i was a kid, maybe i’ll bring them back

20 • do you know any Italian people?

my grandma, the funniest woman ever

21 • ice cream or ice pops?

hmmm im gonna go with ice pops, sometimes that ice cream just does not hit!

22 • which farm animal would you like as a pet?

a pig, as dirty as they are i seem to have the mindset that in a house they would simply just be clean

23 • which zoo animal would you like as a pet?

none cause fuck zoos, but if in another world domesticating wild animals was okay, then a peacock

24 • have you ever dated someone lgbt+?

yes ma’am, i am the lgbt

25 • how many hours do you wish there were in a day?

24 but i wish we had a solid 2 whole hours just for the sunset

26 • if you were at Hogwarts, which pet would you want (out of cat, rat, toad, and owl)?

AN OWL. no questions asked

27 • what color would you like your future bathroom to be?

sage greeeeeeeen

28 • do you add sugar to plain cornflakes?

i dont but i probably would if i ate then

29 • are skeletons cool?

only animated ones, im squeamish

30 • favorite Selena Gomez song?

love you like a love song, my queen selena does not miss

31 • do you like coffee flavored cake?

yes i do!

32 • do you still watch your favorite kid shows/cartoons?

occasionally, probably more often than most

33 • do you like going on walks? what's your favorite thing about them? how far do you normally walk?

i do, i like being in nature away from my phone, and i normally walk around my block with my dog which takes around 20 minutes

34 • last time you had a hot drink?

yesterday i made myself hot chocolate because it was CHRISTMASSSSS

35 • last time you went to Pizza Hut?

girl i dont think i’ve ever stepped foot inside a pizza hut, nor will i ever

36 • do you listen to Cher?

i do not, but she’s a queen nonetheless

37 • what's your favorite thing that you're wearing?

my plaid pj pants

38 • would you change your hair color if you could?

it already is changed, but i’d change it even more

39 • how could I cheer you up if you were sad?

by playing on the app happy colour with me or by buying me starbucks. i really do love being basic

40 • have you ever lived in a city? was it crowded?

not really, my town is small, stars hollow from gilmore girls vibe except without the pretty

41 • would you prefer to live in a big city or the woods?

the woods, only cause i wanna live out my enchanted fairy dreams with my gf in a cabin

42 • have you ever climbed a mountain?

no :( someday soon though!!! 2022 im ready

43 • have you ever pet a donkey?

yes i have! those petting zoo fairs when i was in daycare were a fever dream i swear

44 • do you hear owls or crickets at night where you live?

no owls :( crickets in the summer CONSTANTLY

45 • ever run away from home?

nope, i had nowhere to run and no sense of direction (still dont have it)

46 • are you scared to ride public transport alone? why?

a little, but more so because i have no idea where im going without google maps half the time

47 • is marriage on your mind?

yesssss, but a few years far into the future

48 • do you miss the 2000's?

yes i DO. i’d like to go back, this isnt fun anymore

49 • did you own a dollhouse when you were younger?

yes, but my favourite toy was my dora kitchen set, i played with that thing for YEARSSSS

50 • does the room you're in have a tiled floor?

nope

51 • would you rather have claws on your knuckles or sharp teeth?

sharp teeth baby! sharkboy inspires me

52 • how many pairs of earrings do you own?

less than i’d like, i think around 4

53 • what's your favorite cooked vegetable?

mushrooms, i love those little fungi <3

54 • ever had a crush on a book character?

harry potter, but really who didn’t

55 • lastly, is your washing machine in the kitchen or the bathroom?

Dried Banana chips... yum!

2 • do you wear a ring every day?

I wear a promise ring everyday like a proper bitch boy.

3 • would you rather wear a dress or a suit on your wedding day?

Definitely dress.

4 • if you chose dress, will it be long or short?

the longer the better.

5 • if you chose suit, will you wear a bow or a tie?

6 • have you ever wanted to be a police officer?

Absolutely not. I am entering the EMS workforce though.

7 • favourite insect?

I hate insects but if I absolutely had to choose, a ladybug.

8 • Chinese or Indian takeout?

Chinese all the way. Sorry babes!

9 • do you have a nut allergy?

I do not.

10 • favorite dog breed?

I grew up around pitbulls and I desperatey want one.

11 • if you had to dye your hair lilac purple, baby pink, or mint green, which would you choose?

I’ll be damned if I’m out here looking like billie eilish, lilac purple is basic as hell so baby pink.

12 • do you accessorise with chains?

Yes, it drives the ladies crazy (one lady). Keep her initial around my neck ya feel!!!

13 • how often do you cook dinner?

Maybe like twice a week, I’m a scavenger. Whatever is in the fridge, I eat.

14 • how do you entertain yourself while copying a long text?

Why would I copy a long text?

15 • order these things from most to least important:

16 • better too much or not enough of (thing)?

HUH

17 • what have you given up on recently?

Nothing, I never give up, to keep it G.

18 • favourite condiment for fries?

McDonalds sweet and sour... idk

19 • ever had bangs?

Yup, looked like a proper MILF

20 • do you know any Italian people?

I do not, I know a kid whos nickname is the italian stallion, mf is not italian.

21 • ice cream or ice pops?

Ice Cream.

22 • which farm animal would you like as a pet?

a chicken, id never go to the grocery store for eggs again.

23 • which zoo animal would you like as a pet?

NONE

24 • have you ever dated someone lgbt+?

I am with the gays. I am the gay.

25 • how many hours do you wish there were in a day?

24 hours is just enough thank you.

26 • if you were at Hogwarts, which pet would you want (out of cat, rat, toad, and owl)?

A rat, but one of those huge NYC sewer rats.

27 • what color would you like your future bathroom to be?

I do not care. but Van courtland blue would be nice. totally did not just look that up.

28 • do you add sugar to plain cornflakes?

I used to do that as a kid actually, but cereal gives me the runs now, yikes

29 • are skeletons cool?

They aight. I like it when they dance and stuff.

30 • favorite Selena Gomez song?

girl none. who says is kind of a bop though. she seems like a nice young lady.

31 • do you like coffee flavored cake?

Sure!

32 • do you still watch your favorite kid shows/cartoons?

I do not, unless I am high. I watch anything when i’m  high.

33 • do you like going on walks? what's your favorite thing about them? how far do you normally walk?

Love me a good walk. I love seeing my dog wag his tail furiously when I get his leash. I walk around my neighborhood.

34 • last time you had a hot drink?

Coffee, this morning.

35 • last time you went to Pizza Hut?

I literally cannot recall the last time I was inside a Pizza Hut.

36 • do you listen to Cher?

I don’t but I know she saved the gays!

37 • what's your favorite thing that you're wearing?

My fuzzy Christmas socks

38 • would you change your hair color if you could?

Nope!

39 • how could I cheer you up if you were sad?

By punching yourself. I love to see people inflict pain upon themselves. Fills me to the brim with joy.

That is a joke, ummm basketball videos on youtube do it for me honestly.

40 • have you ever lived in a city? was it crowded?

I live in a pretty populated city but the square mileage is pretty huge, so it does not feel crowded. Unless you are on the freeways, god bless, they be having me ready to end it all.

41 • would you prefer to live in a big city or the woods?

THE WOODS PLEASE

42 • have you ever climbed a mountain?

I have hiked up a mountain, or was it a hill? who knows! but the Moro Rock Trail in Seqouia was like a wet dream. Sorry, National Parks make me horny.

43 • have you ever pet a donkey?

My brothers kind of an ass and I’ve touched him so yes! PSA no donk- i mean brothers were harmed by this comment.

44 • do you hear owls or crickets at night where you live?

Naur. Well actually, crickets sometimes but I dont want to think about it.

45 • ever run away from home?

I’ve tried, didn’t make it far. It was far too cold outside. Walked my ass back home.

46 • are you scared to ride public transport alone? why?

No, self defense is a priority for me. I prepare myself with protection anytime I go somewhere alone. Carry a pocketknife (make sure its legal to carry), download NOONLIGHT (a personal safety app), pepper spray and a couple people have my location on at all times. I also don’t brush my teeth for weeks as a defense mechanism, nobody will mess with you if your breath is hot boy.

47 • is marriage on your mind?

yes marriage and murder

48 • do you miss the 2000's?

DEARLY, take me back please.

49 • did you own a dollhouse when you were younger?

No, chucky traumatized me as a kid and I was petrified of dolls.

50 • does the room you're in have a tiled floor?

Nope.

51 • would you rather have claws on your knuckles or sharp teeth?

Is this even a question... claws. I wanna be looking like edward scissorhands up in this bitch. Somebody talking crazy to me? bam finna slice your shit up. I  need to open a package? No worries, I got my nifty claws to take care of that.

52 • how many pairs of earrings do you own?

.... i lost all of my earrings in the timespan of two weeks in Mexico........

53 • what's your favorite cooked vegetable?

BROCCOLI ... hey lil mama would you like to be my sunshine?

54 • ever had a crush on a book character?

Yes. Mr. Tumnus from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe.

55 • lastly, is your washing machine in the kitchen or the bathroom?