So accurate at 2am it hurts. I’ve been home for  five hours an the temp has only dropped 1 degree. Struggling.

              " Mate you're going to have to slow down a bit if you want me to understand a word that just came out of your mouth. "

       ‘ You’re gettin’ me confused with Elroy. We haven’t met. I’m Deke, maybe he mentioned me when y’all spoke-- ’

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): mr. ‘i’m-very-handy’ calls the plumber, after sadie agrees but tells him that’s not the kind of handy he is good with.

          “You know, I know people say that cardio is really important,           but I feel like staying inside can be just as important when it           comes to longevity....”

sadie: sometimes I can still hear his voice

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who is the big spoon/little spoon: logic says it should be rafferty, but more of than not, it’s sadie – it’s quite adorable, actually, she looks like a backpack on him.what is their favourite non-sexual activity: “cooking” together or watching re-runs of british comedy panel shows.who uses all the hot water in the morning: oddly enough, neither of them showers for long enough for the hot water to be gone; except when they do it together, then the hot water is gone too soon for their liking, and it leads to naked cuddling on the bed – you know, for heating purposes.what they order from take out: they don’t really do take out much, preferring to cook themselves, for whatever good that makes them – but it’s usually sandwiches, when they do order take out. ironically enough, since that’s the easiest thing to make.what is the most trivial thing they fight over: rafferty’s self deprecation and sadie’s attempts on turning that on him.who does most of the cleaning: it depends on whose place they’re at, really. but whoever made the mess, will clean it. unless there’s sex involved, in this case, it’s mostly whoever can properly breath first afterwards.what has a season pass in their DVR: british comedy panel shows and disaster movies.who controls the netflix queue: rafferty knows her taste, and sadie’s too content to be lying with him to watch to really protest anything.who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: also rafferty. sadie’s adamant that as a londoner, she should be able to withstand whatever cold the city throws at her. for how that goes, check the topic of hot water.who steals the blankets: sadie. for all her talks of withstanding the cold, she does like to be on a cocoon of blankets – particularly when she’s the little spoon, and the blankets are covering both of them.who leaves their stuff around: rafferty. sadie claims that her mess is organized, and she doesn’t just leaves things around without reason – which makes him the only option left.who remembers to buy the milk: sadie. she doesn’t do tea or coffee without milk.who remembers anniversaries: both. but sadie goes a bit overboard, remembering his parents birthdays and sending gifts for both of them ahead of time.