Oct 8, 2020
Tai Lung: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are.
Corrin: That’s what you do?
Tai Lung: Me?
Tai Lung: Oh, no.
Tai Lung: My power is no illusion.
Tai Lung: I can fucking demolish you.
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Tai Lung: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are.
Corrin: That’s what you do?
Tai Lung: Me?
Tai Lung: Oh, no.
Tai Lung: My power is no illusion.
Tai Lung: I can fucking demolish you.
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My Various Fic MCs as John Mulaney
Foreigner Series
Harmonious Series
Memento Mori Series
Peculiar Series
Redeemed Bular Series
Skybound Series
China
Britain: *phone rings* WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BOMB MY FUCKING OFFICE!?
China: Tell me the names of who killed my daughter.
Britain: LIKE I SAID I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!Look let's just meet face to face and-
China: *hangs up*
Britain:
Britain: FUCKING WANKER!!
Boss Wolf, about Tai Lung: He didn't actually seem to like me very much, he threatened to kill me in public.
Po: Why would he want to kill you in public?
Tigress: I think what he meant was he threatened, in public, to kill him.
Po: Oh.
Shen: You’ve been giving Po a lot of attention lately.
Corrin: He’s sick.
Boss Wolf: We’re sick too.
Corrin: Then go to the doctors.
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Shen: Tai Lung is the worst!
Shen: And that's not just the jealousy talking.
Shen: I'd say that to his face.
Shen: *Opens door*
Tai Lung: I need your help.
Shen: You're the worst.
-A week after Corrin comes to the Jade Palace-
Corrin: I know kung fu!
Tai Lung: For the last time, no you don’t.
Tigress: Now what?
Po: We save Corrin.
Viper: How?
Po: No idea.