#foreas base

Attention, all personnel: The PX invites you to try Corman-brand Koffite. Because something like coffee is better than no coffee at all.

Attention, all personnel: The provost marshall would like to applaud last night's fireworks display. He would also like to know who is responsible for igniting the ammo dump.

Attention: The wormhole is not to be used for trash removal. People on the other end are complaining. That is all.