For valesendlessvoid. “this is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.” Bernard and Megamind.
It was the middle of the night when Bernard’s cellphone rang. Groggily, the blond man searched for his phone in the darkness of his bedroom. It was under a pillow.
“You better be on your deathbed,” he threatened when he answered the phone.
“Okay, I know it’s early,” he heard his boyfriend start, “But…”
Sleep was still clung to his voice, “I’m going back to bed.”
“Wait!” the blue alien shouted on the other end of the line. “I promise you’ll like it.” Shyly, he asked, “Will you just listen to me?”
Bernard opened his eyes wide and huffed. He checked the time on the clock–3:42–and realized that sleep would be hard to come by now. He shuffled his pillows around so that he could at least sit up.
“Better be good,” he warned.
He could hear the smile in Megamind’s voice on the other end, “Okay. So, I was struck with inspiration…”
Bernard hummed, urging him to continue.
“And I think I’ve come up with the most perfect plan,” he said gleefully, apparently very proud of himself.
Bernard couldn’t resist. “For world domination?”
“No!” he retorted, as if offended. “No, it’s the plan for the most perfect date!”
Bernard pressed his lips together, annoyed, “You’re calling me in the middle of the night for date plans?”
“You said you would listen!”
“I didn’t say those words exactly, but continue.”
“Okay,” Megamind said nervously. “Okay, so I was thinking that we could go to a water-park together.” Bernard made a noise, but Megamind continued, “Before you call me crazy, just know that I saw like a commercial right before I called and immediately thought of you.” He took a deep breath, “And I never gone before and I think it’d be really fun if we went together because I always have fun with you…”
Well, if that doesn’t melt a heart of ice, Bernard didn’t know what would.
“Well,” Bernard began, feeling a small smile tug at his mouth, “this is without a doubt the stupidest date I’ve ever heard of.”
“Oh.”
Bernard tried not to laugh. He did deserve some type of punishment for waking him up.
“But of course we can do it.” He heard Megamind let out a sigh of relief.
“Yeah?”
With a wicked grin, he couldn’t help but add, “Yeah. I look amazing in a swimsuit.”
