#for sinners

Requested by two amazing anons.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Klaus is a cuddly bean, so afterwards he’ll hug and kiss you a lot. He likes to put his face on your neck and close his eyes, just enjoying your company and scent.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Klaus loves his hands; he likes how big they are and everything he can do with them - not talking specifically about sex but... this too.

He likes your arms — the way you wrap them around him to comfort him. Your arms feel like home to Klaus.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

We know Klaus is a kinky bastard, but we also know he’s subby af, so... he likes to come in any place you allow him to do so; he’ll appreciate it on your mouth, face, breasts... or on his own body.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I can not see Klaus having a dirty secret. If he wants to talk about, do or try something new, he’ll totally go at it.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Klaus knows exactly what he’s doing. Nobody else could make you feel this good.

Klaus is a fucking god.

F = Fantasy (their favorite fantasy, role play, etc.)

He likes to be completely tied up, watching you teasing him as his master (or mistress, maybe king/queen). You always take him to the edge multiple times before finally saying you’ll take care of him.

G = Gag reflex (How do they feel about oral?)

Oof it’s his paradise. He gets a boner everytime he thinks about your mouth around his cock. Or his mouth sucking you until you have multiple orgasms.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He trims it.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He’s the best. He’ll praise you in every fucking way; tell how beautiful and hot you are, how much he loves you and that you’re his fucking queen — or king, of course. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He does it when he has abstinence crisis and you’re not around. He tries to remember everything you make him feel and how every sensation is better than drugs.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

A lot. Chocking, spanking, humiliation, praise, edge play, pegging, RACK, tickling and more.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

When he’s in the mood, every place is a good place.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You ordering him or you playing with his hands.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I don’t really know... But I don’t think he’s into Con-NonCon.

O = On Top (Are they a dominant or submissive, or do they switch)

SUBBY AF!

P = Pace (Are they fasts and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Klaus doesn’t fit in “fast and rough” nor “slow and sensual”. Klaus has a unique pace.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He prefers proper sex, with so much teasing and kinks being explored, thank you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment?)

YES. A thousand time yes.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Boy oh boy... he uses it. On you. And you use it on him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A lot, since he knows you’ll punish him later.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Klaus is loud, most of times. As I said, he likes to praise you — and he moans and beg a lot too. Sometimes he’ll just groan and gasp on your neck.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

You’re his paradise in every way. Not just sexually, but as a partner. He can’t picture a life without you.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Our boy is thick and long. That’s all I have to say.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It’s normal. He’s not a teenager anymore, but he thinks about it a lot.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

This is one of the things he likes about you; he has nightmares all the time, but when you’re around or after sex, he sleeps really fast — feeling safe in your arms.

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