"I know you didn't ask, but I'm feeling generous, so I'll give you some advice on how to please your 'friend'.

Here's what you're gonna do: find a place where you can be alone together and take your time. Set the mood however you need to, whether it's dim lights, incense, music...whatever helps you all relax. I can give you some fragrance recommendations that I've had luck with in the past.

Then you just take it slow and experiment; run your fingers over his body and pay close attention to how he reacts. Try kissing or blowing air onto typically sensitive spots like the neck, ears, wrists...

Sweeping the front porch, I prepare a place of welcome. For only one knows his way to the door, coming prepared with a key made of honesty and integrity, boundless love bound with found respect. A key of endlessness that has no end and -oh- what have we here? He brings a blanket of ember and gentle waters; uncover my eyes, let me see into your oceanic heart- and just as the bride is unlaced from her wedding dress, slowly revealing the plume of her hips, slipping free from constraint of too many nights lived and left alone, Yes- just as that gown is dropped, so my heart shall be too. Freefalling to your waters, I fall knowing you are there- there! Over there! "Over here!" you shout up to me- "Our garden is in bloom! Come plant with me and share this soon-to-be harvest; We can show many how flowering turns to nourishment, food for the soul." And this is how we begin. This is how we begin. With art as the end, and the end as an art, this is how we begin. Ready? Set... START.