#foopyfoopz

still in awe at just how much ive blown up over the years 🐷

2013 - 2023 🐷 😈

So I was on vacation for christmas / new years 10 years ago and after a few weeks break from the gym and meticulously healthy eating, started to develop a little bit of a belly - who knew that this was just the start of the transformation into the massive, growing hog that I am today 🐷😈

there’s something uniquely gluttonous about chugging down spray whipped cream knowing that every mouthful is contributing to making me even fatter 😈

hey it’s another pit post 🐽 featuring a bigger septum ring than the last time I made something like this

Here’s to 2024 becoming my fattest year yet! Looking to smash some records 😈🐷

Perfect fit 🐷 😈

When you order fries with a meal and you just wanna get them down as quick as possible 🍟