#foolsam

(next will be Karlnapity kids)

Day 219 of drawing ponk until he’s added to the qsmp!

@routeriver @evren-sadwrn @goooser @bdaycheesecake @plnetl @kuprisunshka @snails-are-made-of-jelly

If everyone's creating headcanons to reject canon I'm in! fuck it

I heacanon.....that Sam feels guilty of killing ranboo

Foolsam pog since ponk doen't want to see sam and neither Sam too see ponk cause, shit dude you just ripped off his mf arm-

Fundy is one of Quackity's parent figure (not really but dude Q's almost dating his dad-)

Wilbur doesn't know about Ranboos death (this is actually canon lmao)

*The boys have been paired up to take care of a baby/infant/child for a week.

Dreamnap

Okay, they're both actually good parents. They had to take care of a baby boy, and they melted on the spot when they saw him. Meanwhile Dream takes more responsibility for the baby (like cooking for him, changing him, etc.), Sapnap makes the baby laugh and takes care of him while he sleeps. He also cleans the baby but normally leaves the job to Dream because it's funny to see "Mama Dream" at work.

However, Dream almost kills Sapnap when he accidentally lost the baby. Turns out the baby was just asleep on Sapnap's bed and he forgot.

They are the sweetest parents towards the baby.

The little boy was happy the whole week.

Quackbur

Say that this was half a mess is understandable right? Wilbur barely raised Fundy, and his mind right now isn't the best. On the other hand, Quackity can manage with a kid, he doesn't mind and know how to treat it.

Quackity loved the sweet little girl that was assigned to them. Wilbur had mixed feelings about her, maybe because it remind him of Fundy when he was a little kid and how he wasn't the best of parents. Yet Quackity taking care of the little girl made it seem so worthy and a possible second chance.

—Should we show her to Fundy? She will only stay with us a week anyway –the ravenette asked while holding the little three year old girl.

Wilbur looked at him with a cigarette in his mouth. He seem to think the idea, didn't seem that bad.

—Yeah, probably, for a week he will have a little sister anyway –he mumbled looking through the window.

Overall they were half good parents, one that didn't know how to take care of a kid without trauma and the other who know how to treat the kid with love. Okay, maybe a little manipulation but hey, if kids can do that, why Q couldn't do so as well?(someone please took the kid away before she starts exploding things-)

Foolsam

The best combination if you ask me. Foolish is already a father of two little totem-sharks and Sam raised four kids (George, Q, Tommy and Hannah). They could handle this little infant.

And they did. Foolish had fun taking care of three children, and it was easier with Sam's help. I mean, the man was able to handle Tommy, he could handle any kid. Foolish won't admit he likes watching Sam carrying the infant in his arms.

Over all they love the little kid who won't stop smiling any time his eyes went to his for-one-week parents.

Of course, the responsibility that the baby needs is harmoniously balanced. Both of them take care, and kind of fight for the baby.

—Foolish, give me the child you're falling asleep. –the creeper-centaurs hybrid sighed, crossing his arms.

—No...~ :( let me have him more Sammy. –the totem-shark whined holding close the three infants in his arms.

Word count: 472

Characters: Foolish, Sam, Ponk (mentioned, like he’s there but he sleep)

Ships: FoolSam, FoolSamPonk (mentioned)

Author’s Note: Putting this on Tumblr cus I’m too anxious to fight with ao3′s tags, y’all better reblog this.

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There were upsides and downsides to mornings, especially when you felt sick and like you couldn't move or else you'd just end up emptying your stomach of what little it contained.

Sadly, the ever so confident warden would never give in and say he was sick but rather he'd try his absolute best to hide that he had a headache or fever.

Sam would hiss whenever Foolish pointed it out and ignored Ponk whenever they asked about it.

This just resulted in one thing: A very sick and even more so clingy Sam.