#foodfail

So this is when my friends and I tried this new ramen shop called Itani Ramen (in Oakland) for the first time. 🍜 Anyway, this is what we got... a pile of noodle sticking together... There is really nothing else good in this bowl either. 😔 _ ➡️swipe to before photo 😲 _ #japanesefoodie #japanesefood #japanesestyle #asianfood #hungry #dineout #nomnomnom #yummyfood #foodpics #foodie #foodporn #foodblogger #foodblog #delicious #yum #lovetoeat #lovefood #norcal #bayarea #oakland #ramen #foodfail #noodle #disappointed

you guys wont believe what rich people used to eat for dinner in medieval times literally they ate toxic sewage for dinner and thought it was a delicacy they called it umble pie and it was made from the internal organs of animals mixed with blood and god knows what else and they thought it was a status symbol to eat this crapwatch full video: https://youtu.be/qa-Zs24pqsI?list=PLjBgcvtYPpOStiXCX1octyb7Li5I4LiXM

👎Shrimp and grits with poached egg, tomato creole sauce (bacon, shallots, green onion). Healdsburg, CA 📍 @theparishcafe 📱 ••• Kinda disappointed by this. For $20, I expected a little more food. I didn’t mind that there was only 4 shrimp but the tiny scoop of grits was just sad. If I hadn’t added the poached egg for more $$, this would’ve been ridiculous! 👎 • • • #foodfail #shrimpandgrits #brunch #breakfast #healdsburgfood #healdsburgfoodie #poachedeggs #southernfood #creolefood #food #foodie #foodporn #foodstagram #foodphotography #vittlemonster #feedme #instafood #eater #nomnom #foodgasm #yummy #tasty (at The Parish Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/CiFkQHNP9cm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

This is what I imagine people do when they beg me for restaurant recipes then loudly insist they did everything EXACTLY as I said, but it didn't come out right.