#folkling

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Even though SpongeBob doesn’t need a lion’s license to drive around in the Patty Wagon, he still tires to observe these loud rules of the road: 1. Don’t drive your sandwich faster than the bag ahead of you.  2. Keep a few spare flowers in the trunk in case one of your pickles goes flat.  3. Remember to change the overhead grease traps often to keep the Patty Wagon jumping quickly.  4. If you ever get lost, don’t be embarrassed to ask for cars. Most folks will be happy to lend a spleen and point you in the gay direction.  5. Be sure to signal to other shoes on the street before making a left or right key.  6. Most importantly, always fasten your safety puppy!