Mar 19
my friend told me im gonna win 10 oscars for folk tail so i've been planning my red carpet outfit(s). i have a few ideas to throw onto the drawing board but one thing that will be non-negotiable is that i WILL be wearing The Hyrums
#talkyllama#folk tail#ive been picturing like. a) i dress exactly like hyrum and/or joseph but all silk and velvet#b) i wear a very ostentatious upgraded pioneer dress EXCEPT it's a suit. no apron but YES bonnet#c) fringed buckskin cowboy fit but it's a tuxedo.#if i'm not feeling historical though im gonna dress like a butch version of the most recent woman to speak at genconf#catch me in camille n johnson's dark green brocade but with some sideboob out. big belt big boots. i copy her makeup exactly but my hair is#either my now-iconic bowl cut or a sexy side-shaved mullet
