#foh wave

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Aspen: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Clover: Hey Crimson ?  Crimson : Yeah?  Clover: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?  Crimson : Crimson : ...What

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Curly: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?  Light: What the hell!?  Curly: Oh, sorry, my bad.  Curly, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?  Light, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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Mask : Why were you up yesterday until 3am?  Curly: How did you know I was up until 3am?  Pink: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes. —

Curly: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?  Wave: Why start now?

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Curly: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.  Crimson : No, that's not how you make cookies.  Smithy : FLOOR IT!!  Curly: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?  Crimson : yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-  Curly:I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Wave: DO IT!  Crimson : NO-

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Crimson : Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Oracle . They're mad at you.  Oracle : No, it's Wave. They're just being gramatically correct!  *meanwhile*  Wave: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.  Light: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.  Wave: I stand by my choice.

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Azraq : My life is a mess.  Pink: Azraq relax, go get a beer.  Azraq : I don’t want a beer.  Pink Who said it was for you?

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Pink: Blue M&Ms are the best.  Worlds: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?  Pink: What about it? They are.  Worlds: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!  Worlds: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!  Pink: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!  Crimson : They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.  Curly: I like the yellow ones.  Pink and Worlds: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

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