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Mmm thanks! 😊

Fuck - Jefferson

We’re all mad and horny here. 😏

Marry - Killian

and consummate it 😏

Get Drunk With - David

Hmm or maybe just tipsy and then... 😏

I’ll go with the easy pick here first:

Drinking with James Bond. Why? Well, as a character I see him as having the biggest flaws, but he would have a lot of secrets/a lot to talk about while drunk (hopefully, if not I can just up and leave while making him pay for the drinks). But I have a feeling he would definitely try to seal the deal because you know he’s Bond, James Bond. He also seems to have the least respect for women over the rest and I’m not here for that. 🙃

Fuck the Hot Priest. Why? I mean we all saw what happened in the show as much as he gave into temptation it also reminded him and guided him back to his faith in the end. If I’m going to have a one night stand a Hot Priest seems like the perfect pick. 😉

*sweats nervously* that’s a tough one!

fuck: jacob 👀 have you seen his thighs

marry: john. i just think our pathetic personalities would match

Fuck: Kirk, just out of these three.

Marry: Scotty! He seems like a sweetheart~~~

Get Drunk With: Spock, because it takes CHOCOLATE to get Spock drunk, and I happen to love chocolate.

Allow me to preface this by stating ~I’ve been drankin~

Fuck: Baron. But he has to wear a beanie on that hair.

Marry: Cesaro. Speak to me in all the languages, mi amor.

Hey there anon! It isn’t pushy or nasty at all, I understand that it kinda seems like I’ve dropped off with the requests and the Alone Together series.

Although, as an excuse a reason for my slow ass behavior, I kind of got caught up in more end of the year stuff for school, and my prom. Although, now that it is over I hope to be able to be slightly more productive. I have probably about 15 or so more ships to do for my 1k Celebration (psa, I am no longer taking ship requests for that. sorry.) and honestly I’ve found that I can only do a few at a time before I’m fatigued. It seems terribly pathetic bc kaylee it isn’t that much, I know but with how busy I have been and the fact that I think I’m hitting a bit of another depressive episode rn, the ships with headcanons kind of do take quite a bit out of me. And honestly, I am sorry for that. I know it is taking me a while to do this, and I do promise that I will get all of them done eventually.

Then after the ships are done, I will hopefully get out the last part(s??) of Alone Together. I have it mapped out, I just have to actually write it for y’all. And I know that I have gotten a few asks about the second part to Fate, Misunderstood but I seem to have come to a bit of an inspiration block for that one. Trust me, it is still on my list, but I may have to put it on hold for a while because I would rather it be good for y’all than timely. Again, I’m sorry. 

So, the short answer, my lovely anon, is yes. This punk ass just needs more time and inspiration. 

As for the fuck, marry, get drunk with…

Fuck: James 

Marry: Remus (so I can have him whenever I please :) )

Get Drunk With: Sirius ((bc who knows what that could lead to))

Thank you, my dear anon for being so lovely, by the way. Much love, xoxo.

Fuck P!Rythian, marry P!Lalna, get drunk with P!Panda

I- I’m shook. These three sweet young beans… How am I supposed to answer this?! Okay, lemme try.

Fuck: Kunimi might have a secret side to him? He’s the most likely out of the three to be into some weird or strangely intriguing stuff.

Marry: Kindaichi is more like a son to me??? But??? For the sake of this ask, I’ll marry him. My sweet summer child. Precious bean. Sure, he’s got a few issues - looking at you, Kageyama - but on the whole, he’s just so pure? He’d be so tender and caring. A big ball of love.